Barring them from entry

Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.

Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."

by Hym Iam August 06, 2024

Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Fact

And

Hym "None of the pretending and lying you're doing is going to change that fact."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Office

Oh god my office is a mess *insert excuses as to why my house isn’t in perfect order as actively try to build better men*

Hym “God, yeah, that is one cluttered office. My house is clean. 🤷 ♂️ Just sayin. It’s also good that while you’re wife was sick your family was being the people in your family that are reliable in times of crisis (and not you). I love seeing people act out their propositional ethics. Because it’s one thing to believe in something but it’s another thing entirely to act it out. Hey, what’s beyond unforgivable? I can go lower. I’m aiming for hell (because you have to be willing to go there). I’d like to find out what’s beneath it.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Which Means

I'M RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING A TOOTH INFECTION THAT HAS SPREAD TO ME BRAIN.

Hym "Which means.... 🖕 THAT! Up there! THAT'S what it means. It doesn't mean you don't have to pay me. Somebody else is clearly trying to get my money for themselves and is trying to use the fact that I'm stable to get something they couldn't get without me for themselves. Trust me. They aren't going to do anything better with it than I am except they aren't going to stab a kid if they don't successfully steal it from me AND THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE AI. THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THE MONEY. I DID. I've advanced society singlehandedly and against the odds."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Associate

HA! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING COMMENT SECTION! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING EARLIER JORDAN!

Hym "Yeah, no, freedom of association isn't a thing for me! There are a lot of ways in which this is violating my rights! I don't get to choose who I associate with!"

by Hym Iam March 01, 2024