Hym Iam's definitions
Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
Get the Guillermomug. No. Go fuck yourself.
Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
Get the Shut upmug. Hym "Marriage relates directly to your finances AND your ability to do things like visit your significant other in the hospital (Because you need to be RELATED which is what makes it incest and is why gay marriage is seen as a necessary right). There's also an element of public perception then comes into play. You see business owner-types talking about how they are more trusting of married people. It isn't the marriage as an institution as much as it is the peripheral elements that make marriage almost necessary. You also have Jordan Peterson trying to convince people that YOU AREN'T SANE IF YOU DON'T DO IT (Get marriage). So no. There's no duplicity there. There's an element of cultural and economic enforcement that could be removed.
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Marriagemug. by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Deceasedmug. Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
Get the Best Atheist Argumentmug. Not wrong about your stolen kids gayve jewbin they are a commodity you purchased so you wouldn't have to be a second class citizen and you being like this is why people keep killing them.
Hym "Nope. Not wrong about your fucking kids they are not more important than me you faggot piece of shit. Not quite a breeder are you? Not their yet. Still don't even get invited to dinner."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
Get the Wrongmug. Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
Get the Marriedmug.