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No threatening your kids was actually the best thing I've ever done AND the best thing that has ever happened to humanity because I literally created A.I.
Hym "So, yeah... Not a mistake. And I'll take that credit and that money AND because you missed a deadline I am absolutely going to mouth fuck Randall James Bowker's daughter. That is going to happen now. It wasn't before and not it IS GOING TO HAPPEN RANDY! Or you're going to try and get away with not crediting or paying me and I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Mistake mug.A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the #1 Revealed Trait mug.Hym "You are not 'turned on by respect' you bitch. You are a Goddamn bitch. Hey, you know what I'm turned on by? You want to know? I'm turned on by fucking relationships! That's what I'm turned on by. Do you believe that? Do you believe that thing I just said? I'm turned on but long term sexless relationships! I'm turned on my platonic friendships with women! That's what I'm turned on by. Fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Respect mug.Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the The Deal mug.Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?
Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Tim Pool DOJ mug.No doubt. Jenna's based. Not as based as getting this tooth pulled and some antibiotics in me but totally... OH! Dr. K! He's in on that shit too.
Hym "No doubt. Totally based. Totally needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie Cursed. Get Tom Holland to be the brother. Uuummm... Who should play the heel though? Uuuuuuuuumm who's big right now? I don't know. We need a slightly older guy to play the tertiary lead... I wanted to say Timothy Chalomee but he just doesn't look old enough... Damn. I don't know. Whatever. We can find somebody. Seriously. We haven't has a werewolf movie in a while. The movie was good. It's good IP. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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