Lesson

It (largely) seems to be the case that this has become more about teaching me a lesson that I will never learn than it is about anything else.

Hym "I just want want to point something out (as tactless as I am) because you seem to miss the point of the lesson I was trying to teach. If what you are actively doing was the difference between me doing a thing and me not doing a thing, you, your friends, the people who like you, the people who hate you would just keep doing it. Indefinitely. And, when the deed was done, would you look and them and say 'Why? Why didn't you stop?' Would you ask yourself if it WASN'T you?
You have this 'I can do whatever I want because I am free mentally' that you are not affording me and it is more important to you than human life. Because you won't ever care if it isn't you. It would happen to somebody else and you won't even connect the dots. And it stems from you all not being able to accept that you are not the lesson teacher here. Even your moral paragons are fraudulent and you proport to be teaching a moral less? And what's the lesson? If you even threaten to do something bad I will make your life so miserable that you will no longer have any reason not to do the thing you said you would do? Is that the lesson? 'But you can't...' I did motherfucker. Several times. And my punishment is 'well now we can do whatever we want to you.' but you were already doing that. None of this effected people doing whatever they wanted to me. You're just taking everything else off the table so that now I have nothing better to do. And you say 'Well you could...' No. Motherfucker. I'm telling you 'No.' I'll take time served. I'll take credit for the shit I've done and I'll take payment for services rendered. The longer you carry on with this 'I can fear him into not doing something that I'm not lifting a finger to stop.' The worse this ends up being because your IQ is low. Your thought leaders are telling you that you can't think. I'm trying to find your reasoning and I can't see it. You need to let it go."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
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Idol Worship

Iam "I have a tendency to Idol worship. Everyone does I suppose. But no one ever seems to notice that anyone who has ever been worshipped; has been destroyed. Completely. And Sometimes they're reborn."

Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."

Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."

Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"

Iam "Sorry, what?
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Dick Dawkins

Look at the fucking shit he just did! He just did it to Dick!
Hym "You see what happened the other day witj Jordan Peterson? He just said that "The Atheists have no good arguments' and then he brings up Dick Dawkins. Right? Dick Dawkins was asked by Alex O'Connor the other day 'Which is the most competent religious debater?' And Dawkins' response was 'I don't think there are any.' You see what he (Jordan Peterson) did there, right? He's just saying the opposite of what Dick Dawkins said! He does it to me too. Destiny kind of alludes to it in their interview. He just says the opposite of whatever anyone says about the religion. I say 'God is a Psychopathic Narcissist' and now he says 'The protesters are psychopathic narcissist!' Dick Dawkins says 'No good argument for God'Jordan just SAYS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE WORDS THAT WERE SAID, DAWG! Do you believe that shit!? That's his new thing now. And then he bring up Dick Dawkins not 2 seconds later. Which makes what he's doing even less subtle. He just says the fucking opposite of what people say, just, completely arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam June 01, 2024
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Sue

If I ripped one of your songs and made a website to distribute it would you sue me? Run the ops?
Hym "This is essentially human piracy. Should the people who view piracy be criminalized? No. Should the sites be taken down? Yes. And they are. Regularly. Should the people making the sites be criminalized? Probably. If I did it to you, would you weaponize the legal system against me? Would you sue me? Would DaBaby shoot me in a Walmart? Do I not have the right to bare the fruits my own expression? Which is what makes the joke funny (by the way). The victim of human piracy got plagiarized over piracy. And yes. Not being relegated to a life of black mirror esque second class citizenship is worth more than MY life. What's worth more than a life? Which begs the question: (and to preface it) I have been show over the course of the last couple of weeks how many things I have been right about; was I right about you doing it to the other guy? How many others? Am I the first?"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
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Get a job!

Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

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Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
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Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?
Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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