Hym Iam's definitions
Me "sucking the fun out of it" is my unwillingness to pretend my social interactions are predicated on anything other than people's awareness of my existence. You're holding my laminated ethos card above my head and pulling it away as I reach for it. "Huhuhu YoU wAnT iT? yOu WaNt It?Huhuhu"
Hym "You, as a group, are completely incoherent. Want evidence? Look at the political discourse. You all can even agree on what the words mean. You are in no way capable of arbitrating sanity. It's not true historically. It's not true theoretically. 9 million shrieking monkeys vying for control of mind? No. You just don't want me to win without trying because it sets a precedent that people don't have to try to win. I'm not people. I'm not men. I am Hym. And there is only one of me. There are 9 billion of you. Make it fair or stop telling me what to do. You are having way too much fun with this and you need to stop. This is exactly how you get Hitler. This is exactly how that happens. You doing the think that you're doing right now."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Get the Funmug. Hym "So, my contempt doesn't quite extend to all YouTubers BUT I'm still better than everyone. Don't get a big head."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the YouTubersmug. Come on skeptic... that is low hanging fruit. Ok? I did enjoy the video but come one. Why do you think I didn’t do that one? Too easy. Easy mode.
Hym “I was going to save the fictional character thing as my trump card but he’s fat fingering my definition about how “once you fight God in any story there is not way to continue the story.” Man, it’s too easy though. You can do better than that.”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
Get the Fictional charactermug. Hym "Hahahahahahahaha! What's the 4th complaint Jordan? What's that 4th complaint? Wonder who that could be? What a mystery! Hahahaha! Honestly. I wasn't even trying to do that but I'm glad that 'God' is punishing you for not doing what I told you to do. This is great!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the The 4th complaintmug. She? No. They! Several. I named the one who showed up at the group home for a day, and while at work on her Facebook page she posted a meme about "getting some good dick". Like it isn't just Kendra and the last thing I would have do is fucking make them fuck him instead of me. I seriously hope THAT is not what you are trying to claim because I would rather cut my own ass off and then cut my own tits off and replace my tits with my ass than have any of them fucking him instead of me.
Hym "And I have a shattered leg! And fucking pressure in my skull! I am fucking dying here! What about the other women? What was her name? Her daughters name was Natalie? 'I guess I have to orphan Natalie now' I said as it's SUPPOSED to be incumbent on ME to report them for retard-sex. And look what happened when I did. Fired for not reporting it soon enough. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO REPORT THIS!? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 10 YEARS! Remember? And then she's posting shit about getting good dick while she's and work and he's making jokes about how the keys on her belt loop are jiggling. THEY'RE FUCKING HIM! CONSENSUALLY FOR THEM AND NOT CONSENSUALLY FOR HIM BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BOUNDRIES POLICY! That is why me not having access to THIS makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me to have a fair trial!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the Other womenmug. It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.
Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Potentially dangerousmug. Thank you, Flousy, for taking the bullet intended for me. I'll repay you if I can.
Hym "Go watch what happened to Flousy over there on Brett Cooper's channel over there at the Daily Wire. Go take a look. That's why THIS... Instead of what you want me to do. That's why this. You see how that works? Nothing to do with cowardice. Nothing to do with a fucking pseudonym. Nothing to do with mental illness. Nothing to do with being generally evil or crazy. EXACT SAME STORY. What good does that do anybody? Did those people in Florida still get gunned down? How many of them? You all still getting raped and murdered out there? Yuuuup. Did crime stop overnight? What good does THAT do? Nothing! Certainly not for him. He gets to be a second class citizen FOREVER now. And for what? If you knew he was telling the truth would you say anything? No the fuck you wouldn't! No the fuck you would not! And where is he now? Not where he wants to be. Not free. Not even an equal citizen. No more rights for you.
Hym "Go watch what happened to Flousy over there on Brett Cooper's channel over there at the Daily Wire. Go take a look. That's why THIS... Instead of what you want me to do. That's why this. You see how that works? Nothing to do with cowardice. Nothing to do with a fucking pseudonym. Nothing to do with mental illness. Nothing to do with being generally evil or crazy. EXACT SAME STORY. What good does that do anybody? Did those people in Florida still get gunned down? How many of them? You all still getting raped and murdered out there? Yuuuup. Did crime stop overnight? What good does THAT do? Nothing! Certainly not for him. He gets to be a second class citizen FOREVER now. And for what? If you knew he was telling the truth would you say anything? No the fuck you wouldn't! No the fuck you would not! And where is he now? Not where he wants to be. Not free. Not even an equal citizen. No more rights for you.
Bye Flousy! Doesn't matter whether or not he's right. What proof would there even be? If the only proof is someone who participated admitting the truth, what proof would there be? You singlehandedly proved that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN! AS ALWAYS! NEVER WRONG! NOT YET! You beautiful son of a bitch! THIS, on the otherhand, generates hundreds of millions of dollars, revolutionizes psychology and theology, keeps me free and safe, proves that I'm correct, AND is fun to do. A perfectly executed plan in juxtaposition to what YOU FUCKING RETARDS WOULD RATHER I DO INSTEAD OF THIS. You don't like this because this either hurt your feelings and/or a man that I existentially saved made your daughter squeal (and speak favorably about the interaction after the fact) and/or was mean to a disabled who mocked me while doing the thing that this is literally about. THERE! THERE! You see how that works? See see how this is the fucking Dr. Strange '1 future that actually works' moment that you've been trying to stop? You see it? Go look. Go look at what I'm talking about and see how right I am."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2023
Get the Flousymug.