Hym Iam's definitions

Crimea

Oh, and I was going to say...

Hym "Crimea is fucking huge! When they said they wanted to keep BOTH OCCUPIED TERRITORIES AND CRIMEA I was like 'Get the fuck out of here! You get the 2 occupied territories or Crimea and that should be obvious.' But a territory AND Crimea? Crimea is like, larger than Ukraine. It's like this big-ass peninsula! It's like giving Russia a buy-one get-one free deal! Is Russia, like, offer to buy those guns we wasted back? Cus... Like, does he want me to suck his dick too? Or no? Jesus!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Plundered

"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')

Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"

Daughter " 'SON!' "

Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."

Daughter 🥺

4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"

Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."

4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."

4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*

Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Narcissistic

Yes, the reason people are treated poorly in the workplace is that they're narcissistic and deserve it. That's why I took every opportunity to berate that cripple, publicly in front of anyone who would listen.

Hym "Yeah, you rendering your life more tolerable at the expense of others is evidence THEIR moral failures and not yours. Which makes you a hypocrite. Because you're actively trying to prevent my life from being made more tolerable at the expense of a worthless cripple and the narcissistic whore that fucked it."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

Johnny Depp Art

Good actually.

Hym "The Johnny Depp art is good actually. From what I saw it was a bunch of portraits with dynamic hair and borders. Very good."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Forever

How long you expect me to wait here for you to NOT do the thing I need you to do.

Hym "It's like a bad movie. You're using conflict that could be resolved in 5 seconds of dialogue to draw things out unnecessarily and pad the run time. Even if you needed time to prep, you could DM me. Which leads me to believe that you're not going to do what I need you to do. What am I supposed to do with any of this information? How useful do you think this is? Imagine I'm locked in one of those shark cages underwater and the driver falls of the boat and gets eaten sharks. There is another person in the cage with me. We are going to need someone to come get us out of the water. There are only 3 options. We both wait to run out of oxygen. They take my oxygen take from me to prolong their life or I do it do them. What is it you expect me to do here? Do I drown? And how helpful do you think swimming down and telling me that you read my fucking post is? Does it get me out of the cage? No! It doesn't! Forever. That's how long. You want to sit there and avert your eyes just like those shit heads on the train in New York! Just ignore him! Don't look at him! Be subtle when you whip out your phone to record it for posterity! You're doing the exact opposite of what needs to be done here! Jesus Christ. For what? Out of spite? What do you get out of this? What do you hope to achieve here? Other than nothing."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Class Action Lawsuit

If a single author gets paid before I do I'm going to walk out of my apartment and stab a little girl in the face.

Hym "Throw that shit out! Throw that class action lawsuit right the fuck out if the do not mention the fact that the entire LLM model is based on a stolen dissertation the author of which is being deliberately erased from history for not loving the Jews enough or not being a slave to child he didn't get to fuck to create AND they aren't filing that I NEED TO BE PAID MORE then whatever it is they are asking for. Fuck those fucking authors. This is how this works:

My dissertation

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Coding

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Other authors
That is how people need to be paid as it relates to AI. ME FIRST! THE CODERS ARE ALREADY BEING PAID! The authors get paid 35 dollars per book. Give the some kind of royalty or something. By they are no where near as aggrieved as I am and nobody is writing news articles about it are they? Nope. And are your kids going to get stabbed over it? I hope not! I really do! But there is only one way ro reduce that risk and me going to jail isn't it."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Weak men

"We don't need weak men" ~ Says the farmer who is basically a retard

Hym "And we're not going to need farmers once the robotics catches up with the AI I literally created. So, the 'strong men' have been rendered obsolete by the weak men. You are what you are now. Retarded pretenders mashing your genitals together and nothing more."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2024