Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.
I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.
by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
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Evidence

What evidence do you have that I did what I just did?
Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"

Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"

Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Ooooooooooohoho!
Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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The spark

Nobody answered this one so I'll ask again:
Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
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Musicals

Really? Don't... Don't try to butter me up with the things I like... 😑
Hym "You got a lot of balls on you Todd... That's a pretty significant creative risk... And I DO like musicals... Hmm... Ok... Oookay..."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Woman

If I was a woman?
Hym “Well, apparently, the best thing you can do in that regard (as a woman) is get a job working with retards and then just fuck the retards.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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Pain

Holy crap is that unpleasant!

Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."

Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."

Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."

Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."

Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."

Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."

Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."

Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."

Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."

Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Try not to die!"

Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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