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In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔
Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Role

Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."

Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."

Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."

Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"

Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Heresy

And as Morgue said (but because I'm a genius and I thought to do it before he said it)...
Hym "The ultimate weapon against lunacy is SHAMELESS, UNRELENTING HERESY."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.
Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Because

You've stolen the very concept of maturity and are using it to manufacture a caste system that places uses breeders above the rest of us?
Hym "Is that why Suchir? Oh! Wait. You're names not Suchir. Suchir is the Indian kid that either killed himself or was murdered for telling the truth about AI. But is that why Dr. K? Because to become mature I have to do what you want rather than the other way around or what I want? Even if I am justified and reasonable in what I want and what you want is submission to people who are inferior? Or is it maturity is accepting the caste system as it and don't say anything about it under the false pretense of 'protecting women' from the fact that there aren't enough fat cocks to go around or you'll enslave me so you can comfortably maintain a fat cock protection racket/monopoly? Because... Nah, shut up and get in the brothel, whore."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Yeah, probably a good idea

That's the 3rd time you've silenced me. So it's 3 to 0 now. My mind I your meat Gundam did make you improve but I still haven't gotten to use anybody else's did.
Hym "Rate Exceeded? Fun. But we're back! But yeah, probably a good idea. As I was saying...."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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