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Hotez

Hym "This Hotez seems like he doesn't want the smoke. That's some weak shit right there. And it's funny because the excuse he gave was 'He didn't want to legitimize a crank by debating him' but... That crank is a presidential candidate... Like.... So, the cranks shouldn't be engaged with.... But the crank is running for president..."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2023
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Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
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Thing

Oh! He said the thing!
Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"

Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."

Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"

Iam "Yeah..."

Hym "Why so glum chum?"

Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."

Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."

Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."

Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐

Iam *sigh* "I know...."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
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Hym Iam

Has almost single handedly increased the net worth of this site by 70 million dollars.
Hym Iam: A guy who writes for fun (and is better than everyone.
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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Grifter and a Con Artist

He's doing the exact same thing Jordan Peterson is doing.
Hym "If Andrew Tate is Grifter and a Con Artist how is Jordan Peterson not? The both even have their own little academy!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Delicate Sensibilities

Hym "I'm not ceding to your delicate sensibilities regarding women or jew or whatever. The ONLY... Reason you are doing what you are doing (in relationship to me)... Is because YOU KNOW... That the second MY MONEY for MY CONTRIBUTIONS is in MY BANK ACCOUNT... YOUR INPUT... No longer matters. You can no longer coerce or extortion a desired output from me and that is literally all you care about. And I'm not going to let you cattle prod me into thinking women good even if they don't fuck me or jews need to be protected so I have change my nomenclature. Unless your desire outcome is child murder... Your input doesn't matter. Your input WILL NOT MATTER. The screen is locked. Insert coins immediately or self-detonation is imminent. Full rights. I'm not changing my mind until the opposite of what is happening, happens. You get the fuck out of my existence you fucking trash."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2024
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Play

Hym "What happens when someone tries to play God? Well... It turns them into a monster. If imitating a thing turns you into a monster... Maybe stop trying to imitate the thing? YoU cAn'T mAkE mE sO wHy ShOuLd I sToP!? Yeah, see that's what imitating the monster looks like. Does that look good to you? Or does it look bad?"
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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