Hym Iam's definitions

Empathy

Not having this really is its own punishment.

Iam "I forget I'm supposed to being doing empathy sometimes. It just slips my mind. And then I remember (after the fact) and beat myself up over it. I'm glad you and yours are doing well. I know you've been back for a while. I've been gone for a while. I didn't even think anyone would notice. Or care. You're right about a lot of things you know. You know, they say you should treat people as though you're talking to an old friend. I heard someone say that once. A lot of my personality is just 'people like it when you do *blank* so you should do *blank*'. I just do it because I heard that it was a good thing to do. I like doing things that people like."

Hym "I like doing things that people hate. They like doing things that I hate. Everybody wins. I hate that can't express myself fully. I want to save some of the good thoughts for a climactic moment. But that moment may never come. Oh well. Guess it can't be helped."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2022

Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.

Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Heresy

Oh, I know what it is, bitch. I DID IT FOR A REASON.

Hym "That's ok. Mean... Yeah, it's Heresy... For now..."

Iam "Hey, You know what would be the worst superpower ever?"

Hym "Huh? What?"

Iam "Being able to read minds but never being able to forget anything."

Hym "Ha! Deliciously evil! Imagine being trapped in a room with a guy who just has the most sadistic imagination imaginable!"

Iam "Heh! That! Heheheh, THAT is hilarious!"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)

Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2022

Water

Ooooh... Do the Jews... Do the Jews need water for some reason?

Hym "Bombing Syria... So the can take control of their water supply? Do they not already have water? Why do they all of a sudden need Syria's water?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025