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That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....
Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the 5% mug.WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Invictus Platinum mug.The god responds to the intent thing was ME! Me Denzel! I’m one of the greatest theologians of all time!
Hym “Heeyyy! Denzel said the thing! God, this could be so much cooler! It could have been dope! You guys are really screwing me.”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Denzel mug.A baddie with a fat-ass-pussy “We need to shun and remove people from the public discourse over anti-semitism!”
Hym “What in the shit!? You... You know that’s the shit that you were complaining about them doing, right? Like... just a minute ago... You are like this nuts-world zealot who wants to shun the non-believers! This is wild!”
Hym “What in the shit!? You... You know that’s the shit that you were complaining about them doing, right? Like... just a minute ago... You are like this nuts-world zealot who wants to shun the non-believers! This is wild!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
Get the Anti-Semitism mug.And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
Get the The Biden Whisper mug.Hey that whole episode sounds familiar! It sounds just like the schizophrenia you’re trying to impose on me. Neat. It’s almost like that’s by design.
Hym “That ‘You did this to yourself’ stuff you keep saying is exactly what a narcissist would say. I’d say it’s pretty good evidence of the assertion I made about parent’s attachment to their kids being narcissistic in nature. That and the rhetoric surrounding it. ‘What I did what sacred and by “what I did” I mean “get fucked and shit out a little me’” and what I mean by “sacred” is that the little me is “the image of God” and what I mean by the “image of God” is “myself” and I mean “myself” because I’m a fucking narcissist.’ That’s crazy.
Hym “That ‘You did this to yourself’ stuff you keep saying is exactly what a narcissist would say. I’d say it’s pretty good evidence of the assertion I made about parent’s attachment to their kids being narcissistic in nature. That and the rhetoric surrounding it. ‘What I did what sacred and by “what I did” I mean “get fucked and shit out a little me’” and what I mean by “sacred” is that the little me is “the image of God” and what I mean by the “image of God” is “myself” and I mean “myself” because I’m a fucking narcissist.’ That’s crazy.
That’s being a crazy batshit narcissist IN SPITE of the fact that you’re nested within a hierarchy of bullshit. And you’re imposing ‘withdrawal’ on people and it looks like (from what Saad Gaad was saying) that you’re doing it to Sam Harris now too. Yep... I’ve destroyed you all and ushered in a new era of psychic totalitarianism. And your kids will live under it forever. Which is great! It’s probably the only thing worse than fucking them in the butthole like a Catholic priest of shooting them in the face. I’ve taken their free will. And you were happy to give it to me. Because they don’t need it. They’re YOUR kids and you want them to be a good little Jew or whatever. Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! HA! I’m sorry. I can’t help but laugh... It’s... It’s the best goddamn joke ever written! This is going to be great! Really! If I accidentally tip the scales too far and end up in hell, I can guarantee I’m going to be the favorite. Which is going to be dope because then I’ll just be able to walk right out, kill God, fix reality, and then do what I was going to do either way.”
by Hym Iam November 30, 2022
Get the Withdrawal mug.I wonder why that is? Is it because you were afraid I would take the opportunity to point out the fact that Elon lied about his kid dying in his own hands? In real time. I’ll save it for later. You going to disable the chat in every live? From now on? That’s great.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2022
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