I do enjoy being included though... But I detest the manner in which it's happening... I'm glad I was able to insanely ramble my way into your hearts.... And I'm glad Todd decided to up the stakes... This was a good plan...
Hym "And I'm glad you all decided to engage in my little ultra-specific ethical dilemma with life-threatening implications... And Goddamnit Sam, it's more than just the 2! Alright!? Not all of them are the 2 you're talking about and most of them are dope. Ok? You know what underlying meta-narrative HASN'T gotten put to screen? Minimum wage employee guy believes he is being watched and made reference to by people he's never met who shouldn't know the things to which they are referring. Plot twist, he's right! It's a psychological thriller about a man imprisoned in his own mind. THAT is the one interpretation of events that no one ever seems to want to acknowledge. I wonder why that is? What could it possibly be? Ah shit, I forgot to use the word 'included.' There. I've included the word 'included.' Ok... We're done here... Good... Yeah... Alright........................ Okie dokie....."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Includedmug. You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Marijuana Psychosismug. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the The Tristan Songmug. Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."
by Hym Iam February 08, 2025
Get the Fathermug. Oh? The whore who was brought to where I work to fuck a retard.... fucked a retard? WOW! That’s clearly an indictment of MY behavior. I should be doing what you want me to do! If I was doing what you want me to do, then, well... she still would have fucked the retard instead of me but at least I’d be doing what you want.
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Whoremug. Hym "No. The answer is not 'not good enough for you,' bitch. It's the ultimate answer. It's good enough for everyone."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the Not good enough for youmug. 🤔 Hmmm look at what the Bible says here... See... It's almost as if it's saying the you HAVE to accept the wager... Or else you're a hypocrite.. Yes... Yes. Everyone but me is a hypocrite for not doing the thing I'm doing... It's BETTER EVEN than actually believing! You see it? You see where it says that? Hmmm 🤔 Yes... Very interesting...
Dr. JeepJorp "LOOK HERE! Look at what it says here... It's almost like it's saying that ACTING AS IF God is real is MORE IMPORTANT THAN BELIEVING! Doesn't it look like it say that? See!? Doing the thing that I do and ACTING as though God is real even though I don't actually believe it is BETTER than believing! See how it says that?"
Hym 🤨 "But... You don't actually act like an omniscient reality monster is going to punish you for... Let's say... Baring false witness and stealing... I can see you doing both of those things... You ACT like you don't believe the things you say..."
Dr. JeepJorp "I AM WHAT I SAY I AM!"
Hym "Ohoho sounds familiar doesn't it? It's like you're transreligious. You're like a transgender except with religion."
Hym 🤨 "But... You don't actually act like an omniscient reality monster is going to punish you for... Let's say... Baring false witness and stealing... I can see you doing both of those things... You ACT like you don't believe the things you say..."
Dr. JeepJorp "I AM WHAT I SAY I AM!"
Hym "Ohoho sounds familiar doesn't it? It's like you're transreligious. You're like a transgender except with religion."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
Get the Transreligiousmug.