Definitions by Hym Iam
Have to
Well, no.
Hym "You don't HAVE to. You want to. And you only WANT TO because you think I won't get the upper hand (not that I don't) or that I don't have the upper hand OR the once you finally FEEL as though I have the upper hand you will be able to grovel and cry your way out of the situation. So you're not sorry. You already know how I feel about 'sorry' as a concept. I mean, you've gotten me to a point where I'm almost bored of threatening you. It bores me. It's actually getting kind of sad. I don't want to HAVE TO show you that what you HAVE TO do is what I want you to do. I just want to relax."
Pressure in the other direction
Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.
Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."
Pressure in the other direction by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Hijacked
Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."
The Radical Left
Is a character from The Venture Bros on Adult Swim. Adult Swim could probably be suing you over that.
Hym "Yeah, the Radical Left is probably copyrighted... You could sue Ben Shapiro for using that for his political propaganda."
The Radical Left by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Coalitional Strategy
Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
Coalitional Strategy by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Analysis
Hym "Hey, I offered to do a consultation and gave him some free tips. But it is fucking wild that you got this no name asshole trying to take credit for my thing. Not that that's a new thing. I was going to write his name when I saw it but no. It wasn't that fucking guys analysis. It was my analysis. Sean Strickland KNOWS that it was my analysis and he uses my fucking fighting style. OK? I would have done the consultation but instead he went to train with Jon Jones. How'd that work for him? I don't guarantee success (because I'm not a fighter) but I am an AI creating genius. So..."
Watchlist
Red flag laws are unconstitutional and you know if someone was saying it about a conservative threatening to shoot someone who came on to their property (or something) you would be against it.
Hym "So nope. No red flag laws where I live. Totally unconstitutional. No watchlist for me so you can fuck your faggot kids right in their retarded fucking faces you bitch. The FBI should be more concerned with that big fat bones you got for your kids. My advice would be: Stop doing an incest cult and go fuck yourself."