Day to Day

So, here is a day in the life of Chris Williamson.... First he wakes up and takes a 50 minute walk... Which is literally doing nothing... And then he meditates and reads for and hour and a half... Which is also doing nothing... And then he has a 2 hour conversation that HE HIMSELF would tell you not to watch because he believes social media is bad... And then he does food preparation... Which is essentially just eating with more step... And then... That's the end of the list. That's a 5 hour day. 2/3rds of which is doing nothing.
Hym "So, his Day to Day is nothing. He does nothing. It doesn't contribute to anything other than the maintenance of his own lifestyle."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Back in prison

*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"

Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Irony

Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?
Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Irony

Hym "The REAL irony in using the word irony in relationship to AOC and MTG is that THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME THING! The very fiber of their beings are the same! They're the same picture! WHY!? Why are you guys like this? How do you not see!?"
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
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Credit and blame

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.
Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
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Winning

Me too! I'm winning too guys! Did you see it? You see me win?
Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
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Winning

Didn't you say that winners don't have to tell people they are winning?
Hym "I mean, it doesn't look like winning to me. I looks like fascist collusion to silence and rob a dissident. Sounds like the kind of thing a president could get impeached over. I wonder what happens to all of those lawsuits after an impeachment..."
by Hym Iam January 31, 2025
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