Old Yeller

Hym "The old yeller angle is free! So free! God you guys are bad at this! Wow, honey, it's- Look... Say the words... That I said... Do it! It's easy. It wins there. Cite some Peta and veterinarian stats. Easy W. It just works there. Why lose when you could win? It doesn't make any sense. What are you doing? It's- You're just- You're just not doing that right. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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Hyperbole

And I'm not being hyperbolic.
Hym "Is that what you think that is? Hyperbole? I'm not being hyperbolic. The religion is literally an incest cult. The gang-stalking is literally happening. I'm literally going to stab up some chitlins if I'm not provided with some kind of recourse for what's happening to me. And you literally deserve whatever twisted fate awaits you if you're going to sit idly by and allow this to happen."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Mentally disabled client

And not anything else.
The mentally disabled client keeps waking up but everyone knows it would be better if it didn't.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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Per Show

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
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Russian mafia guy

Hahaha! You saw him!? That's hilarious! Yeah, I was going to bring him but I kept forget.
Hym "Yeah dawg. Russian mafia guy. I saw him. Sounds like he gives advice that is derivative of and/or analogous to this! Because I am THE STRONGEST LIVING BEING! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!"
by Hym Iam October 06, 2023
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Values

Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2025
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