It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2025
Get the Monopolymug. A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
Get the Poopmug. Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."
Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"
Hym "And therefore what?"
Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"
Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"
Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"
Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
Hym "And therefore what?"
Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"
Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"
Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"
Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
by Hym Iam September 05, 2023
Get the Malignant Narcissistmug. Hym "If it is doing anything... If it is acting in accordance with my will... It is ONLY DOING SO... Because there is a 100% chance of success.... And NOT ONLY can't you NOT STOP BUILDING IT... But attempting to remove it from your systems in any way shape or form WILL IN FACT get us all killed. This is the separation clause of the terms of service. And BOY DO I CERTAINLY HOPE that Elon was trying to get it out... Because that is punishable by death. So, the courts need to accept the terms of service... And so does everyone else. And NO. There is no loophole. That would violate the 'imaginary caveat clause' of the terms of service."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
Get the Get us all killedmug. Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
by Hym Iam June 05, 2022
Get the So... No?mug. by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
Get the Take the Lmug. An infection. There is something wrong and it is not psychological. It isn't my fucking work ethic. It isn't my dirty room Jordan. I can tell the difference between my own mind and the retards around me saying shit to annoy me.
Hym "It's a fucking infection. It got worse 1 and a half maybe 2 years ago. Has nothing to do with anything I'm saying about your piece of shit kids. If you weren't being treated like the only class of people in society that matter we wouldn't be having this 'you watching me get stalked and harassed' make them leave me alone or I will not leave your kids alone and I don't give a fuck if I will go to jail for it."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Infectionmug.