Hym Iam's definitions

Inspirational

I hate having to define the words sometimes because, you know, I'm all about the dialogue.

Iam "Watching you battle the horde is the single most inspirational thing I've ever seen. And I watch anime. Speaking of which, If you're Gojo Satoru then I would have to be Yuta Okkotsu. And Yuta is dope."

Hym "Then what does that make me?"

Iam "What? You're the toothy demon thing that hovers around behind him that everybody is afraid of."

Hym "What!?"

Iam "Yeah... I mean... Wouldn't you be exactly that? I thought you would love that?"

Hym "Well... Shut up."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Activists

You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.

Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Super Groups

Yeah, no, they're doing my thing AT you now. You either let ME use it... OR... THEY will use it. And YOU.. WILL lose... Because I have LITERALLY never failed...

Hym "Yeah, those super groups are going to fuck your shit up. That's actually the whole point of starting a fire only I can put out. You're not going to win... You aren't are smart as you think you are... Your hyper-vigilance towards intolerance DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE... I MADE IT NOT WORK MYSELF... I'M THE GUY... It's done. It's over. You're a one-trick pony. Just like the conservatards, your values are shit. Your brains are shit. Doo doo. You're doodoo. The super groups will win and they will win with a weapon forged by the greatest mind who has ever lived."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Ozempic

JUST STOP EATING BREAD YOU FAT BITCH!

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

List of Names

Oh really?

Hym "There's a list of names of people who are considered 'dead' and people are handing out these names in the same way that police hand out 'no trespass' orders to gas stations. Intriguing... Sounds like my thing! I wonder what they do to these people..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Pokémon

Romanticized versions of real world monsters. “Wouldn’t it be cool if bees were 6 feet tall and sentient!?” No... No it wouldn’t...

Hym “I was playing Pokémon the other day and I stopped a man from becoming God. That’s what the game is about. You stop a man from rewriting reality in his image with a penguin that is made of steel.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

2+2=4

How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?

Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024