Definitions by Hym Iam
Treating Depression
Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."
Treating Depression by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Tasty Balls
Gym bros? Really? I don't know. Maybe the testosterone? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, maybe you're just being a filth slut for clout but if you're serious then I would GUESS... Probably the testosterone...
Hym "Well, and you know, I could be that Gym bros need to shower after they work out and, therefore, have cleaner balls... OR... If the impetus behind their lifestyle is the YouTube dating-advice/self-help freaks... A lot of them tell men to use bar-soap instead of a gel detergent. Umm... Sweat frequency? Like, they expel sweat more frequently and, therefore, the pores in their nut sack (assuming nut sacks have pores) are relatively less dirty... I mean, it's just skin... So it should just be skin-flavored... But yeah. There are some possible theories as to why Gym bros have tasty balls (apparently)... Yep."
Tasty Balls by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Pride
My pride has is not the reason you are doing this but, rather, the religious zealot/charlatan's need to manufacture the will of THEIR SUBJECTIVE IDEATION OF GOD I the world as a manipulation of their own solipsistic delusion.
Indestructible Lightswitch
Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."
Indestructible Lightswitch by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Constraints
No. I'm not doing it Jordan.
Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."
Constraints by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Religious Uncertainty
Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"
Religious Uncertainty by Hym Iam March 19, 2025