Hym Iam's definitions

Sleep

I can't...

Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"

Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"

Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"

Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"

Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"

Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."

Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"

Iam *sigh*

Hym "He won't get me a second time!"

Iam "I can't even......."

Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"

Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Reconciling

Ohohohoho no buddy. There is none of that.

Hym "Their doesn't need to be any reconciling for them as their progressive politics is nothing more than the assertion that they are the morally superior ones now. But it's both vapid and incoherent and there is no need for them to reconcile anything. I saw a quote from some show (though I can't remember which) that perfectly describes the progressive. Here it is: Ope! It was The Orville! THAT'S where it's from. Ok. Here it is: 'You feel entitled to educating others but your own worldview is just as narrow and self-defeating.' And The Orville is CORRECT! That IS what they are like. So there will be no reconciling. They will just continue to do what they do and ask for your money with the FALSE PROMISE that one day the healthcare will be free and people won't be allowed to hate you (but only along the lines of the immutable characteristics they like to pretend they care about) and then you'll die from whatever affliction ails you or whatever Jew-Dictator decides genocide you waiting patiently for the progressive policies to kick in. And that's all they really want at the end of the day."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

Fair

It'll be child murder. Perfectly avoidable child murder instigated by a mob and signed off on by a charlatan who was publicly embarrassed SO BADLY that even HIS ENEMIES pity him too much to use it against him.

Hym "Yeah, no I can see that you're making an effort (explicitly) to do something unfair to me. You're not disguising that at all. But what makes it fair is that I can always just defer my suffering to someone else... And then kill myself... And then it's 'Publicly embarrassed charlatan takes revenge by stealing and distributing the work of the guy who embarrassed him which lead to the murder of a little girl.' I mean, you could cover it up but it's so public now we would all just know that that's what happened. But, hey, I guess we know what happened after Jesus died, right? We now know what his apostles did after he was murdered. Blatant denial of reality followed by a cover up. It's the same thing you're doing now!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)

Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Educated

Well no the causal path way IS obvious. They get educated and think they are better than everyone else and omit men (in terms of selection) in a way that MEN DO NOT.

Hym "Men DON'T DO THAT to women when they get educated and women DO DO THAT. That's the obvious causal pathway. Maybe it's only obvious because I'm a genius... Hmmm.... Well, there. Now you know. That's what I'm here for! You're welcome!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Dostoyevsky

YOU can’t surpass him.... that being said... I CAN. Because I’m better than you!

Hym “Holy shit! I’ve never read any Dostoyevsky but I watched a 15 minute video on YouTube about him and boy are we alike! And he’s nothing like Dr. Jordan Bitchboy Peterson. That’s insane! Because he considers himself a ‘peer’ but, in reality, I’M closer to a peer to Dostoyevsky that Jordan is to anyone who isn’t a fraud!”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Danzaburou

Ok. You clearly didn't look up the Danzaburou thing. So, I'll explain.

Iam "Alright. So Danzaburou is the Supreme leader of the danuki (Magical Racoon-Dogs). And he's know for disguising himself as a human and TRICKING HUMAN PHYSICIANS and embezzling money from people. He usually always pays back what he stole."

Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023