Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Deimosmug. As many or as few as the whore who fucked that retard. I've seen her doing homework there so I know she stole AT LEAST the amount of time it takes for her to do her homework. You have no reason to assume she went straight back to work after fucking the retard. And that's jist the company time! How much of MY time did SHE steal?
Hym "Stupid question. You motherfuckers are desperate to draw a parallel between something I did there and fucking a retard but you don't even consider whether or not she was doing all of the things I was doing AND fucking the retard AND trying to get me to follow rules that are rendered irrelevant by the fact that she's fucking the retard and doing all of the things I'm doing. Which is against the rules. Someone else tried to compare age to fat cock and/or the situation there recently. You're not good at drawing parallels. Stop trying to draw parallels. She wants to talk about if she was 20... If you were 20 you wouldn't even consider me. You can't control it but is does change. You want a relationship instead of scheduling yourself for a shift at my studio apartment to come fuck me and then leave and then still not have a relationship with me. That is preferable to having a relationship with you. That's a parallel. I'm good at drawing parallels. I deserve to keep drawing parallels. You do not. Maybe one day you'll be as good at drawing parallels as I am. But for now... You should work on that."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
Get the Stupid questionmug. They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.
Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Religionmug. "With covid misinformation"
Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Bear Handsmug. by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
Get the Metaphormug. "I'm not religious but me taking a dick shitting out a copy of myself is the most miraculous thing anyone can do!"
Hym "Holy shit that is the most feminist thing I've ever heard! And calling the idea that existence transcends the physical 'a delusion that that is simply easier for men to believe" was a nice touch. In front of a prophet no less. I think the fact that he didn't call you on it makes him a coward (but we already knew that) and you CAN describe it in different language. Want to see it? Ok. You're a whore! Ha! Easy! Easy peasy. Was his cock fat? Is that what's so sacred about it? All hail the fat cock! Even atheists see God when meaty dongles are involved!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2022
Get the Sacredmug. Why are your kids dead?
Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
They have deluded themselves into believing that they are more than just YouTubers and allowing them this delusion is what inevitably lead to the death of your children. And if you're curious who they are, specifically, I have a list of people who knew your kids were going to die.
They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.
So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
They KNEW they were going to get murdered. They knew HOW they were going to get murdered. They knew WHY they were going to get murdered. And they knew how to stop it from happening but defeating Hym was more important than your kids lives to the YouTube people.
So, Texas Parents... They could have stopped your kids from dying. They left your kids for dead while doing to me the thing that go your kids killed. That's why it needs to be me. Your kids died so YouTube pundits could try AND FAIL to teach someone THEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN BUT ARE NOT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN a lesson. They need to show up on my doorstep. WITH the full-credit for my many contributions to society. And they need to give up the group of people that agreed to keep quiet about this. I bet I can name a few! Seth Andrews. Sam Harris. Sam Sedar thinks it's funny how insane what him and his staff are actively doing to me is driving me and his audience knows he is doing it and peaded with them to do they right things. And now they are desperately trying to cover their own asses because THEY KNOW they all need to be imprisoned for this. 15 years minimum.
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Texas Parentsmug.