Hym Iam's definitions
Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.
Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"
Iam "........."
Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."
Iam "I was upset..."
Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."
Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."
Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."
Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."
Hym "Yeah, yeah..."
Iam "........."
Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."
Iam "I was upset..."
Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."
Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."
Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."
Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."
Hym "Yeah, yeah..."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2022
Get the Metaphoricalmug. Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Difficult to keep up withmug. Hym "The only thing I'M wasting is like half of the soda I buy. YOU (on the otherhand) are withholding information that would remediate a problem I refuse to let go unsolved. I going to kill your kids for this you piece shit. I am not going to accept failure."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
Get the Wastingmug. Hym "Cain was married Jordan he wasn't rejected by women. And the God of the bible is a narcissistic genocidal psychopath."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Cainmug. Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2023
Get the Guiltymug. That's what this seems to be about for you. Bill C-16 gives your students a degree of arbitrary social leverage that you weren't willing to afford them.
Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.
Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.
And then the grasshopper began to posit HIS OWN IDEAS. And what's more, everyone loved it. They didn't just love it. It was objectively brilliant. Poetry and prose the likes of which the world had never seen. Comedy skits, philosophy, theology, social psychology. Literally billions of dollars worth of ideas. And not just quality but quantity as well. An untapped wellspring of new ideas. Some speculation. From conceptual arms deal to archetypal hero (and villian sometimes) over night.... and shit, I'm running out of characters.... Long story short, the grasshopper is now technically one of the greatest writer's all time and I forgot to use the words 'social leverage'. Shit. I went off half cocked here. I'll come back to it.
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Social leveragemug. by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Thoughtmug.