Think

It's not a thing I think and I can't NOT be better than everyone. It's literally impossible. I can ACTIVELY SEE YOU IDIOTS BEING BOTH EQUAL TO EACHOTHER AND NOT THE SAME AS ME BEFORE MY VERY EYES!

Hym "See, you may THINK that I am threatening to murder your kids but ACTUALLY... I'm doing it in a way that is not at all actionable. Right? Because I can just say that I'm not doing it. It's like if I was harassing you in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia... You would THINK that the definition of workplace 'Unwanted remarks about a person's private life, gender, or sexuality in the workplace' but REALLY... ACTUALLY... It's IS that and I am are doing it BUUUUUT... If I get everyone else I on it but we do it to you specifically and just omit your name while we do it... It's how I are doing it that makes it not actions and if you take an action I don't like... I get to control the action you have to do to stop yourself from being harassed and I also get to profit.... Right? And definitely don't murder my kids over it cus that's not allowed."

by Hym Iam July 01, 2025

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Yes

A terrible manipulative person. She really is no good.

Yes. Go watch Dianna Davidson's video on how women manipulate men. That is literally what every interaction with that bitch is like.

by Hym Iam October 22, 2020

Identity

Jordan... It’s subjective either way. You’re not willing to negotiate. No one is. You’ve substantiated every claim I’ve ever made. It isn’t possible for me to NOT be the person I am claiming to be because you are all watching me be perpetually correct (in real time) every time I’ve said anything. I’ve done all of the things I’ve said I’ve done. I am what I say I am. The difference is YOU ARE NOT. YOU need to negotiate your identity because you can’t be better than you are. You wouldn’t be able to get anything. You have to do what you’re doing now. All of you. Because, if you don’t, I’m just better.

Hym “ ‘He is what he says he is 😩 I’m not 😩’ Who am I? Who am I imitating there? What’s the identity of the guy that I’m imitating? You know, there’s no difference between imitation and worship. Fucking fraud. I could have shot you kids in the face for this. What you’re doing here. Right in there little kiddy brains. Every drop of blood spilled and every SINGLE tear shed, you would have absolutely deserved it for this. Enjoy ruling in hell you piece of shit. You did this to everyone. Because I’m not just me. I’m also Hym.”

by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Mikayla Raines?

Killed herself as a result of a coordinated bullying attempt. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME.

Hym "Mikayla Raines? Stage name? Doesn't matter. Online personality. Killed herself as the result of a coordinated bullying attempt. Did it resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? That's what you seem incapable of grasping. Likely because you're mentally retarded but incapable none the less. You lack both the intellectual capacity and virtue (and likely the desire) to pull people out or leave people in selectively in a way that is commensurate with justice. It isn't reddit that is evil. It's..."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025