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Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔
by Hym Iam August 4, 2024
Get the Asshole mug.That's not me being a schizophrenic, it's you being a retarded asshole with a slut for a wife/sister/mother/daughter/gay-son (Right? Because, like, a dude can't be a slut. They'd be considered a slut-maker... BUT if the dude is a gay he CAN be a slut! Red-pill logic subverted! Greatest genius in history!)
Hym "Hey, that is hilarious. I heard the news and that's hilarious. I'm not a schizophrenic though. If we're doing 'reality by consensus' then you're a racist and you need to be deplatformed for spreading hate."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Schizophrenic mug.Nonono I know what I said but don't attribute to me "If this then that" thinking.
Hym "It's a little dismissive to say that it's easy to draw the conclusion that a (or a pantheon of) reality monster(s) is responsible for reality and that's why it the conclusion was the first time and all subsequent times. You're argument is basically 'It's easy to conclude reality monster because in the absence of answers it would be easy to conclude that it's reality monsters.' But that's not the point. All I'm saying is seems a little reality monster-y.
I'm not saying 'if this then that.' Or they drew the conclusion, therefore, the fact that they drew the conclusion is evidence for the truth of the conclusion.
Hym "It's a little dismissive to say that it's easy to draw the conclusion that a (or a pantheon of) reality monster(s) is responsible for reality and that's why it the conclusion was the first time and all subsequent times. You're argument is basically 'It's easy to conclude reality monster because in the absence of answers it would be easy to conclude that it's reality monsters.' But that's not the point. All I'm saying is seems a little reality monster-y.
I'm not saying 'if this then that.' Or they drew the conclusion, therefore, the fact that they drew the conclusion is evidence for the truth of the conclusion.
MY position is: If you posit that the universe has a beginning and you accept the proposition of the big bang theory, it logically follows that there is a point at which there is an infinitely hot and dense single point that at some point came into being. If it came into being then you must accept that there is a '0 point' where no singularity exists and only 'the potential for the emergence of a singularity' exists independently from the existence of a singularity. So, there must be a state of potential that allows for a singularity to occur. And I'm NOT SAYING 'And therefore God.' What I am saying is 'What are the properties of this state of potential and what would constitute sentience?' And furthermore, what properties would it NEED to have for you consider it a God? If you require sentience. Fine. If it DOESN'T have it, then it isn't God. But what would it need to be able to do (other than generate a reality) to prove sentience? And even if it isn't sentient, whatever you would hypothetically call it is functionally the same thing. Reality has been ON SOME LEVEL been created. By whatever process, it IS here. And this in no way relates to the truth of the Bible. I don't believe that it (If you can call it an it) or A GOD of ANY kind has interacted with humanity aside from the act of generating reality. There's no way to infer any sort of behavioral ethic from that. Not If this then that."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023
Get the If this then that mug.Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.
Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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Parent "Help me shield the child I deliberately subjected to reality... FROM THE REALITY TO WHICH I SUBJECTED THEM... Up to and including THE VERY THOUGHT of that reality... Until I no longer have dominion over them..."
Hym "Umm... And you're going to do what for me exactly?"
Parent "Huh? No, we're just doing my thing. You just help me curate reality around my kid up to and including the abstract elements of reality I don't want them to know about OR the gross parts I don't like and then I just do whatever I feel like doing."
Hym "You're using the word 'Help' a lot and it doesn't sound like you're willing to do anything to get me to do that."
Parent "You can't force me to help you. I only help people I feel like helping under the auspices of my subjective notion of deservedness."
Hym "I'm not seeing a reason for me to do any of that."
Parent "You have to do it or your a bad person."
Hym "I don't give a fuck about being a bad person. What I give a fuck about is not being beholden to someone to whom my life does not matter. Which I refuse to be. So, try again."
Parent "Help me shield the child I deliberately subjected to reality... FROM THE REALITY TO WHICH I SUBJECTED THEM... Up to and including THE VERY THOUGHT of that reality... Until I no longer have dominion over them..."
Hym "Umm... And you're going to do what for me exactly?"
Parent "Huh? No, we're just doing my thing. You just help me curate reality around my kid up to and including the abstract elements of reality I don't want them to know about OR the gross parts I don't like and then I just do whatever I feel like doing."
Hym "You're using the word 'Help' a lot and it doesn't sound like you're willing to do anything to get me to do that."
Parent "You can't force me to help you. I only help people I feel like helping under the auspices of my subjective notion of deservedness."
Hym "I'm not seeing a reason for me to do any of that."
Parent "You have to do it or your a bad person."
Hym "I don't give a fuck about being a bad person. What I give a fuck about is not being beholden to someone to whom my life does not matter. Which I refuse to be. So, try again."
Parent "Look, the greatest pleasure in life is having dominion over something that can't tell you no. So, I NEED to extend that abstract authority beyond my children so that my kids grow up in reality as I want it to be. Rather than how it actually is. And I can't do that if you have autonomy over your own mind and/or person. So I need you to agree to value my conceptualization of how reality SHOULD be... Potentially over your own... And then do that... In exchange for nothing... Or I'm going to find a way to force you... Socially or otherwise..."
Hym "That sounds like 'Live in service of my kids in exchange for nothing or I'll kill you.' That sounds like a threat."
Parent "I'm a good person."
Hym "And what stops me from removing the impetus for you to have authority over my behavior? Manually? What stops me from refusing to participate?"
Parent "I'll kill you."
Hym "So... Help you protect your kids. For free. Or you'll kill me?"
Parent "Yes."
Hym "No... No. You can go fuck your kids. Right in the face. You're actually statistically more likely to fuck your kids than I am. Fuck yourself. Fuck theirself."
Parent "God, you're selfish! You should want to ameliorate the consequences of my choices and/or accidents!"
Hym "That sounds like 'Live in service of my kids in exchange for nothing or I'll kill you.' That sounds like a threat."
Parent "I'm a good person."
Hym "And what stops me from removing the impetus for you to have authority over my behavior? Manually? What stops me from refusing to participate?"
Parent "I'll kill you."
Hym "So... Help you protect your kids. For free. Or you'll kill me?"
Parent "Yes."
Hym "No... No. You can go fuck your kids. Right in the face. You're actually statistically more likely to fuck your kids than I am. Fuck yourself. Fuck theirself."
Parent "God, you're selfish! You should want to ameliorate the consequences of my choices and/or accidents!"
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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Hym "YES! They are all using the same copyrighted theory of AI. That is why it worked now and it DIDN'T before. That's what's happening there."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Hym "I don't need to feel seen you piece of shit. I need the people making money off of me to have that money taken away from them and up where it belongs. IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. What I need is someone to acknowledge the problem I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH... AND SOLVE THAT PROBLEM OR I WILL MURDER YOUR KIDS. NO DOING WHAT YOU SAY ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE THAT PROBLEM. DOING WHAT I SAY IS."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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