Hym Iam's definitions

H/H Ratio

Stands for Help/Harm Ratio. How many people do you help vs how many you harm.

Iam "It's kind of hard to track my H/H Ratio because of the fact that I'm not being acknowledged. And that's a little frustrating. People do come up to me from time to time and insinuate that they have a favorable opinion of me or my work. They're a little more subtle about it (due to the nature of my fame/infamy). I guess that's another thing you were right about. It's kind of neat."

Hym "Yes, yes. That's all well and good but people are taking our thing and using it for themselves."

Iam "Yeah... I just kind of want to see the effect of what I've done. It's hard to tell."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

Picogram

See!? He says IT LITERALLY ISN'T POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO TAKE THAT AMOUNT! HE GENERATES STEROIDS IN HIS RIDICULOUS JONES BONES!

Hym "Did I not totally call the picogram thing? He just IS a steroids-man!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Baby trapped

No, I was getting to it.

Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.

Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Patrickmutebi

You need to go look this up right now!

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Empathy

No. No. That’s not what it was.

Hym “No. It was self pity. Not because of the insult but because I am right. And he knows it. It was not empathy. And no. I don’t lose if I shoot your kids in the face. That’s how I can win. Damn... I was right about EVERYTHING. Every single utterance. That is wild. I’m the rightest man who has ever lived.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022