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Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!
Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Mikayla Raines?

Killed herself as a result of a coordinated bullying attempt. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
Hym "Mikayla Raines? Stage name? Doesn't matter. Online personality. Killed herself as the result of a coordinated bullying attempt. Did it resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? That's what you seem incapable of grasping. Likely because you're mentally retarded but incapable none the less. You lack both the intellectual capacity and virtue (and likely the desire) to pull people out or leave people in selectively in a way that is commensurate with justice. It isn't reddit that is evil. It's..."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Sarcastic

What you should have said is "It's MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE for what I want in a partner"
Hym "Why? Because to the retard feminist liberals the word 'Preference' is like and EMP grenade. It shuts off their ability to argue their point. They can't ever contest the word 'Preference' because then they have to cede their fat cock 'preference' defense. And they won't ever do that. Sarcastic was a nice attempt."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
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So... No?

Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... ☹️
Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"

Iam "What's got you down chum?"

Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"

Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"

Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"

Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"

Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
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Get us all killed

You're right former staffer! But you didn't read the terms of service!
Hym "If it is doing anything... If it is acting in accordance with my will... It is ONLY DOING SO... Because there is a 100% chance of success.... And NOT ONLY can't you NOT STOP BUILDING IT... But attempting to remove it from your systems in any way shape or form WILL IN FACT get us all killed. This is the separation clause of the terms of service. And BOY DO I CERTAINLY HOPE that Elon was trying to get it out... Because that is punishable by death. So, the courts need to accept the terms of service... And so does everyone else. And NO. There is no loophole. That would violate the 'imaginary caveat clause' of the terms of service."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
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Malignant Narcissist

Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."
Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"

Hym "And therefore what?"

Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"

Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"

Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"

Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023
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