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Hym Iam's definitions

Posting

It isn't the posting. Posting things has nothing to do with it. You cannot just ignore how I'm being treated and pretend that has nothing to do with my disposition towards the rest of you. You need to stop trying to prove a point and let it go you pedophile fuck.
Hym "It's not the posting and Joe Rogan daughter protection revoked. I will no long rape the people who rape Joe Rogan's daughters. They're fair game now."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
mugGet the Postingmug.

Retarded

You want men to have to know how you feel but you don't want to have to respond with the response YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE... To YOU being in the same situation.
Hym "So I don't see how you're not retarded."

A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"

Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"

A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*

Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"

A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*

Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
mugGet the Retardedmug.

Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
mugGet the Divorcemug.

Pig sty

And?
News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"

Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
mugGet the Pig stymug.

You’re Welcome

Hym “Aww you’re welcome sweetie! I love being able to enrich the lives of others!”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
mugGet the You’re Welcomemug.

Un-personed

Oh yeah, totally! I can tell Megyn Kelly just has a HUUUUGE problem with people being un-personed!
Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
mugGet the Un-personedmug.

Brain tingles

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
mugGet the Brain tinglesmug.

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