Hym Iam's definitions

Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Reconciling

Ohohohoho no buddy. There is none of that.

Hym "Their doesn't need to be any reconciling for them as their progressive politics is nothing more than the assertion that they are the morally superior ones now. But it's both vapid and incoherent and there is no need for them to reconcile anything. I saw a quote from some show (though I can't remember which) that perfectly describes the progressive. Here it is: Ope! It was The Orville! THAT'S where it's from. Ok. Here it is: 'You feel entitled to educating others but your own worldview is just as narrow and self-defeating.' And The Orville is CORRECT! That IS what they are like. So there will be no reconciling. They will just continue to do what they do and ask for your money with the FALSE PROMISE that one day the healthcare will be free and people won't be allowed to hate you (but only along the lines of the immutable characteristics they like to pretend they care about) and then you'll die from whatever affliction ails you or whatever Jew-Dictator decides genocide you waiting patiently for the progressive policies to kick in. And that's all they really want at the end of the day."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Not worthy

Yeah, that's kind of that same thing kendra did when she fucked that retard, innit?

Hym "Retard? Worthy. Me? Not worthy. Amd that's what you're really pushing for. Who is or is not worthy (socially or otherwise) should be decided by women."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Deimos

The son of Ares. Brother to Phobos. The name means "Dread and Terror."

Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023