Trumpssassination

I didn't get to talk about it at length because I was both sleep deprived and working and I ended up sleeping for 17 hour straight.
Hym "So! I've been watching all of the news on the Trumpssassination and I gotta say... I cannot fucking believe they actually did it! I can't believe somebody actually tried to kill him. The cuckservatives have been bloviating for years about the rhetoric around Trump and now someone actually made the attempt. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! He's likely going to Reagan his way into office. He was probably already going to win but.... Ya know. And I'll take a second to redirect it BACK TO MY THING (which is on brand). You see what happens when people are allowed to construct a narrative around someone's life like that? How people will use that as justification to just... Do whatever they want? But back to Trump. What do we know? People are saying that the police were notified that someone was on the roof by people in the crowd and did nothing (there's a sort of irony them sit idly by instead of doing the thing they should be doing). 1 person dead. 2 injured. One of my coworkers thinks it's unfortunate that he missed. The other thinks it's a hoax. The zealots are saying that it was divine intervention. The shit-libs are screwed. Can't wait to see what they have to say about it. I'm sure something along the lines of '*insert mandatory condemnation of violence* + *individualize blame*' Ben Shapiro went the *collectivize AND individualize blame simultaneously*. But yeah. Running out of characters. That shit is wild."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Trumpssassination mug.

Popular newspaper

Hym “I’m a popular newspaper and you quote me ALL THE TIME! You’re doing the thing you’re criticizing THEM for doing you idiot. It’s exactly the same! That’s what I’m talkin about when I say you’re all fucking nut jobs. Blind to your own hypocrisy. And no, you shouldn’t have control over anything. If the shoe was on the other foot, you would say ‘Well, you don’t have to go there!’ So bring your kids somewhere else. Fuck them kids. Or let them read creepy rape books I don’t give a shit. It’ll be good for them. It’ll toughen them up.”
by Hym Iam November 20, 2022
Get the Popular newspaper mug.

For context

So... For the uninitiated... If you watched the Joe Rogan/Kat Williams episode of the Joe Rogan experience... You notice Kat Williams kind of rambles and vaguely alludes to the annunaki and "things we all know"
Hym "And for context, this is all just a punch of Billy Carson rhetoric/theory. He doesn't actually go into detail but if you did understand what he was talking about regarding aliens and the annunaki... Watch some Billy Carson on YouTube and get yourself up to speed."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
Get the For context mug.
No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!
Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Greatness can't exist in a vacuum mug.

White Supremacy

Hym "It doesn't exist. White supremacy I mean. I'm mixed race and I'm better than everyone. So, it's really the mixed-race that is supreme. This is evidenced by my superior genetic diversity and my genius intellect. As soon as I get some of these asain, hispanic, and middle-eastern women I will create the master race and they will rule for 1000 years."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
Get the White Supremacy mug.

Macrocosm

Ooooohhh.... Oops.... Yeah I see how that works
Hym "Shit shit shit ..."

Iam "What?"

Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"

Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"

Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"

Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."

Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"

Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."

Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"

Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."

Hym "That's still 100%!"

Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."

Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"

Iam "No."

Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Macrocosm mug.