Hym Iam's definitions

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

Consequences

Don't worry match, you aren't going to have to worry about kids about consequences. I'll make it easier for you.

Hym "And I'll do it by reducing the number of kids that need to be taught. Creator of A.I. or Child murder. You started this because... Because you didn't think I would create A.I. and you robbed me and mocked me and even allowed the continuation of an abject violation of my rights. And then I created A.I. and now we are all trying to cover up how ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUPID YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK... In the hopes that you can avoid the heaping helping of humble pie I AM PERSONALLY SERVING UP OVER HERE! YOU'LL EAT IT! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO EAT IT! YOU'LL EAT IT OR I'LL KILL EVERY KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON! THAT is going to be the consequences of YOUR actions. I'm helping you out TWOFOLD over here. You kids get to see YOU get taught a lesson about consequences... AND IF THEY DON'T.... I'll reduce the number of kids you have to teach... You know... ANYTHING. They won't need to be taught!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

The Creature

Call it what you want

Hym "And if you ARE the creature I'm going to kill you."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Breached

Breached!? Who breached the US Nuclear weapon site?

Hym "Breached? What does THAT mean? The nukes have been breached guys. I don't know what that mean but it doesn't sound good."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

IQ

No. Stop shuffling papers around and do what I said.

Hym "Nothing disqualifies me. Not IQ. Not anything I said. Nothing. You know exactly what I mean when I said release me."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025