You don't want to meet them.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"
Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"
Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."
Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*
Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"
Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."
Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."
Guy "Nobody likes you"
Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"
Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
Get the Heroesmug. Hym "I mean, one of them already fucked Jordan's daughter.... They're just around now. There's no avoiding it. Me with my shit belonging to me... OR... You lying in wait... Waiting for the inevitable daughter fucking... I mean, it'll destroy your relationship. Trying to prevent it will cause your relationship to be destroyed. There's only one out. They only path to victory for you is through defeat."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2024
Get the Destroyedmug. Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Thormug. Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.
Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Fat-Cock Genocidemug. 🔪😱👻
Hym "You keep bringing up the hammer like ya boi didn't say he wanted to stab in the neck a guy. Does he need therapy or is he a psychological/philosophical genius? You tell me."
Iam *Snickers* "Hehehehehe..."
Hym "Oh? You liked that one?"
Iam "Nah, it's just that you guys are out of control. This really needs to stop. Lol."
Hym "So, yeah, that's allowed. I'm a genius. I'm glad you grew the beard back. Without it you look like the Gungan leader from the Star Wars prequels. Do the thing... Do the 'Hububububu' thing the space monster does."
Iam *Snickers* "Hehehehehe..."
Hym "Oh? You liked that one?"
Iam "Nah, it's just that you guys are out of control. This really needs to stop. Lol."
Hym "So, yeah, that's allowed. I'm a genius. I'm glad you grew the beard back. Without it you look like the Gungan leader from the Star Wars prequels. Do the thing... Do the 'Hububububu' thing the space monster does."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Stab in the neckmug. Or worse?
Idiot "YoU tHiNk YoU'rE bEtTeR tHaN gOd!?"
Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"
Idiot "......"
Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"
Idiot "....."
Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐
Idiot "........"
Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."
Idiot "...."
Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐
Hym "Do you want YOUR kids to be better than you or worse?"
Idiot "......"
Hym 😐 "Hmm? Better or worse?"
Idiot "....."
Hym "I'm not hearing a response to the words that I said." 😐
Idiot "........"
Hym "It's almost as if you're not responding because the correct answer to the question would prove that I'm doing it right and that YOU are doing it wrong..."
Idiot "...."
Hym "You're doing that wrong." 😐
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Bettermug. Ahahahahahahaha! Aha! Aaaahahahahahahahahahaaaa! Not stoping anyone from doing anything are we boyos? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hym "I just heard about the James Gunn thing and it's hilarious because it's WORSE! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the James Gunnmug.