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The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Grand Larceny

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Called it

I also called it though didn't I?
Hym "I called it though. The alien thing? Yeah... I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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Credit

Yeah again you’re comparing apples to oranges.

Hym “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wasn’t trying to steal credit for your work! I didn’t expect anything to come from this. You’re refusal to accept the fact that this all happened in stages is totally unreasonable. And that’s the difference.
You ARE trying to do that (steal credit) Jordan. I started out just writing for fun. I was bored at work, watching YouTube, and writing down the things I had recently learned that I thought were interesting. I was even trying to adopt and act out your bullshit ethical system. But deep down I was miserable. Trapped in this thankless job that essentially amounted to catering and contributing to some disabled kids juvenile utopia. In your narcissistic rage (in response to perceived slight), you’ve decided to arbitrate right and wrong and enact your vengeance upon me (in spite of your proposed ethic) and, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you’re ignoring half the story. And I can just as easily say that it’s convenient for you that you’re the one who show go unpunished instead of me? If you’re doing the same thing I did... and I’m being punished... then should you not also be punished? And the logic applies to the retard fucking situation here. If I’m breaking the rules, and the management is writing me up and posting notes telling me to follow the rules... should the other people who are breaking the rules also be receiving these notes and write-ups? Should they not be hired as well? And what’s the criteria for discrimination? Is it gendered? Sounds like it is. Sounds like that’s exactly what happened there. Men woman don’t want to fuck have to follow the rules and women get to do whatever they want. Double standard concretized. In theory and in act.”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Sex trafficking

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?
Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
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Diet

Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.
Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2024
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Cardinal Contributor

My contribution is cardinal to the function of the current model AND it has been reported as such. These considerations were necessary to build it and it doesn't fucking matter that I threatened your kids because you are doing THIS to prove that you are doing something the stop child murder and the only person here who has stopped any child murder is me.
Hym "Cardinal contributor and no you thought I was wrong, I was proven right by time, and now you are making shit up to make everyone pretend that you being wrong did have consequences in which you are culpable. And even killing Indian college students to make it so. So, no. Enjoy the methane turbine cancer and the energy cost that is going get deferred."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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