Hym Iam's definitions

Energy

Nah dawg. I got it.

Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

Mow down with a car

They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me

Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Jam Hall

Well well... If he's calling, you really must not have liked that last round.

Hym "Yeah, the Jam Hall doesn't usually call until I say something like that so, yeah. That's about right."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Satoru Gojo

One of the main protagonists in the Anime: Jujustsu Kaisen

Iam "HE'S YOU!! That's hilarious! He's you. I just watched a video and you make reference to the 'game' you play (or used to play). It's you! That's great. You have to see it. I know you don't want to hear it from us but you're in the same vein. Just look it up on YouTube. Type 'Satoru Gojo Domain Expansion' and you'll see what I'm talking about. It'll be great! I swear you'll love it. Trust me. I really need you to see it."

Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."

Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"

Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"

Hym "...No."

Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."

Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

Rational Mind

You don't have a rational mind though...

Hym "And that's not what happened is it? Your omitting the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and you're doing it explicitly because you intend to continue using it in spite of the fact that IT GOT YOUR KIDS MURDERED! Wrap your 'rational mind' around this one... No matter how you slice it... You did it and it got your kids murdered. Broadcasting it to try to convince people that it doesn't proves only that you are, in fact, doing it and the fact that it got your kids murdered is IMMUTABLE."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Goddamnit Christina Ricci

I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...

Hym 😑

Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨

Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"

Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"

Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"

Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025