Hym Iam's definitions

Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.

Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah 😐

Lucifer 😧

Noah 😐

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."

Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊

Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer 😨

God 🙂

Lucifer 😨

God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah 😐

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Gambling

Doesn't trivialize the thing you are talking about in the way that you think it does.

Hym "Gambling is math. Sports gambling is math with an additional layer of epistemology on top."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Strawman

No. You're saying that about me because I said it about the retard. But the retard has been anointed by a priestess and is, therefore, one of the chosen and I am not. But 2 year olds don't make identity claims and if they did you would humor them. What they DO is throw temper tantrums over trivial things (like not being about to eat cereal for every meal and cry and are legally incompetent. Which is what the retard does and is. But you don't care about that. You're not on his side your against mine. Because you're ThE oPpOsItE oF aN aNtINaTaLiSt. The truth of my proposition is irrelevant to you because you refuse to cede to me an identity that is better than molested cripple. And the bitch that fucked the 13 year old did it voluntarily and is not compelling him to pay child support. I mean it takes (on average) 70 attempts so conceive. How many times did she fuck a child and FOR WHAT REASON? Doesn't matter that it was voluntary. Does it? She was wrong to do it and deserves to be punished. It seems like a sub-optimal relationship. Seems like the optimal relationship between a man and a woman is one where neither of them are legally incompetent.

Hym "There is also this insistence that poor people 'caring more' about climate change somehow affects climate change. But I don't see how. If the 'global poor' had as much money as I do (which is not a lot) they would likely have just as little control over climate change as I do. But no you're right. People are just 'envious of your success and ambition'... And your insulation from failure through government programs, subsidies, or bailouts or rich parents... And peoples willingness to lie to protect you or hold water for you... And the fact that you don't necessarily need to be all that competent or honest to accrue a radically disproportionate amount of success. Success that you were only able to accrue by outsourcing the logistics (Which is what I did and I wrote the HIGHEST GROSSING R RATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME! HIGHER THAN DEADPOOL!) to people whose quality of life for which you abdicate responsibility in spite of the direct causal link between their quality of life and the conditions of your business and the wage they are paid... You're right! It can't possibly be that your success is undeserved and comes to the detriment of the broader community the you purport to care so much about. What you've done here is latch on to 2 strawman arguments and then deduce propositions from there. What happened to the Steelman? Oh, right, you just pull shut out of your ass and feed it to you followers. You don't need to be consistent."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Theo

One of you viewers left a comment about that big butt/big dick theory (because he watches you all the time). He got that from me! That’s fucking hilarious!

Hym “Fuck that parallel thinking nonsense, Theo. You got that shit second hand from a fan and that fan got it from me! That is fucking hilarious. I am legitimately everywhere. And I mean directly too. I said that shit like a month ago. Fucking theory thievery. I bet science and psychology is just riddled with it. Apparently comedy... Damn... I am a fucking genius! MY BRAIN IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODIES!!!!

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Donation

No it was not.

Hym "I've always been adamant about being paid for the AI. It is not a donation. It's never been a donation. Anyone saying that it is knows for a fact that it isn't and just wants me to have to lose it. Why take these people seriously? I don't."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Myself

You will literally do anything to preserve you moral superiority delusion. Pathetic.

Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2024