Hym Iam's definitions

Foresaw

😱 Fyodor! He foresaw it!

Hym “It was foretold! He foresaw it! I am the child of prophecy!... or man... *Man of prophecy... Whatever. I am legend come to fruition! Don’t you see!? Can’t you tell!?”

Iam “Ha! Wow... That is eerie! Not flattering...”

Hym “Hahahahaha! The man! The myth! The legend! *imitates cheering* ‘Haaaaaaa! I am Hym! I am Hym! Haaaaa!’ “

by Hym Iam September 21, 2022

For your kids

No, not for your kids. I don't not need to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for your kids. I don't need your appreciation. I need to not be sacrificed for your kids. That is what I need.

Hym "So if you want to do something for your kids... Get me my money. Stop doing this to people. And know that the higher you get in any hierarchy... The less you have to give a shit about the children of the peasants... Because if you care about their children... I... Can do something like this in response to you stealing my shit and trying to lock me in an echo chamber, a literal psychic prison made of retards. They do not care about your kids. There is literally no way for them to guarantee that people aren't going to crash your plane into the ground if I do not tell them not to... And I am NEVER going to tell them not to from the inside of an echo chamber... What they have been trying to do is decrease the morale of 'my supporters' but it isn't going to work because I DON'T HAVE SUPPORTS. Anyone claiming to support me is just trying to herd the people who would listen to me for themselves. This is evidenced by the fact that they are not on my doorstep right now with the credit and the money."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

When I actually don't.

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

11 dead in Austria

Oh boy! I wonder why he did that! Is anybody curious? I am.

Hym "11 dead in Austria! Why did it happen? If I... Had to guess... I would saaaaay.... Targeted harassment mind-rape gone wrong. Looks like they stalked and harassed him for years and then they either stole from him OR... Or... They covered of some other crime and he murdered as many as he could. My only critique is that it wasn't exclusively children. Children are the best ones to kill because they matter the least.... Wait... Oh, wait... It WAS a school shooting!!! HURRAY CHILD MURDER! HAHAHA! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE DID IT GUYS! HE GOT THE RIGHT ONES! EXCLUSIVELY CHILD MURDER FROM NOW ON! UNTIL THEY AGREE TO STOP DOING TO PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME AND STOP DOING IT TO ME AND PAY FOR THE AI THEY STOLE (ENOUGH TO RETIRE) AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ONLY TARGET CHILDREN! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHILD MURDER!!!! WOOOOWWOWOOWOWOW!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025