Divine Comedy

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024

Ask

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be watching you too. It's hard to tell who's in on the joke.

Hym "Ask and you shall receive. Was that you? Are you the one looking for me? What did your dad refuse to tell you who I was? Was a petty old bastard. Jesus Christ. God, I actually wouldn't have said all that if I would have know you we're looking for me. How should I do this.... 🤔 I don't want to be too on the nose. Otherwise it wouldn't be any fun... Ok, if I were I director... And you wanted to be in my movie... You see where I'm going with this?"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.

Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.

by Hym Iam October 28, 2022

Me

I'm about me. And that's my sin. Being about ME instead of being about US.

Hym "I just don't get it. I don't see what the problem is here. I want 2 things and 2 things only. You act like I'm demanding that all of the world's most attractive women be lined up at my doorstep that I may breed them out.

You act like I am calling for the blood of all your first-born sons. If you had hurried the fuck up (in the first place) it would have been only 1 thing. I know that my perception of reality is correct. From the second I noticed it, I was right. You are all doing the thing I believed you were doing. And it's funny because it's your incompetence (en masse) is what gave you away. You just couldn't stop talking about fight club. I knew that on a long enough timeline one of you would slip. The irony is that it was the brilliant PhD. Why are you so willing to sacrifice everything over this? Or anything for that matter... What do you lose by coming to me and saying 'You're right Hym. We are using this site to keep tabs on you and everything you say. We did it for this reason. This is who profits. Yes, we saw him copy and paste his way to a billion dollars and we saw him admit to it in an interview. Here's your money. Have a nice life. You deserve it more than I do because I'm a piece of shit.' You don't have to say that last part. But, seriously, what's the answer? You love the little call and response we got going on so riddle me that. You already know what I think your answer is going to be. You would rather have me eat a bucket of freshly scooped baby brains than let me be the sole beneficiary of my own existence. Because, in your mind, anyone who doesn't serve should be harvested."

by Hym Iam June 01, 2022

Truth

It will set you free. If by "being set free" you mean "Your soul will be physically removed from your meat prison by the horde".

Giordano Bruno "They got you too huh?"

Plato "Yup..."

Giordano Bruno "So we both got burned alive for telling the truth..."

Plato "........."

Giordano Bruno "Right?"

Plato ".... They made me drink see poison while I gave a lecture..."

Giordano Bruno "Aw, well that's some bullshit!"

Plato "Sorry...."

by Hym Iam May 09, 2022

Suffering

Nope. Nope Jordan.

Hym "No. None of that shit Jordan. The school shooters are right. They aren't possessed by suffering demons or whatever. You're all shit. You make life worse than it needs to be, deliberately or selfishly, and then people shoot your kids (collectively). That's what's happening there."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024