Hym Iam's definitions
Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Deathmug. What I want or wanted to happen doesn't seem to matter at all to you. What I think you want me to have wanted is for your kids to die but only so that you can blame your kids dying on me rather than the thing you are doing to me that when described sounds like the Islamic Satan and is just you trying to nurse rachet a guy by doing the symptoms to him BUT ONLY BECAUSE I blamed it one YOU.
RETARD "IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY KIDS ARE DYING!!! MEEHHHHH!!!! MUH KIIIIIIDS!!!!" *Accidentally kills their own kids* *Kills their own kids deliberately* *actively does the symptoms of a mental illness to a guy... Gets other people's kids killed*
Hym "Seriously. In the same way I don't believe that the Jews have ever spoken to the creator of the universe, I don't believe that you don't understand what I want here. You are doing this to me and you are not stopping it. That's 2 things. And paying the price for one is not paying the price for the other. All you are doing is taking a position. That's it. You're taking a position that it isn't a problem that you're doing this to me and I'm not going to debate the philosophy of it with you because we can all see how fruitful that is as an enterprise. This is exactly what makes your politics a farce. You say whatever you need to say to win the popularity contest and nothing you say or do stops the wild fire from spread. And unless and AI creating genius FIGURES IT OUT FOR YOU it just keep KILLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. HOW DID THE FIRE STOP THE DAY AFTER I SUGGESTED THE FIREMAN'S LINE OF HELICOPTERS AND WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY THE DAY I SUGGESTED IT? IT WASN'T GOD WHO DID THAT."
Hym "Seriously. In the same way I don't believe that the Jews have ever spoken to the creator of the universe, I don't believe that you don't understand what I want here. You are doing this to me and you are not stopping it. That's 2 things. And paying the price for one is not paying the price for the other. All you are doing is taking a position. That's it. You're taking a position that it isn't a problem that you're doing this to me and I'm not going to debate the philosophy of it with you because we can all see how fruitful that is as an enterprise. This is exactly what makes your politics a farce. You say whatever you need to say to win the popularity contest and nothing you say or do stops the wild fire from spread. And unless and AI creating genius FIGURES IT OUT FOR YOU it just keep KILLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. HOW DID THE FIRE STOP THE DAY AFTER I SUGGESTED THE FIREMAN'S LINE OF HELICOPTERS AND WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY THE DAY I SUGGESTED IT? IT WASN'T GOD WHO DID THAT."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the What I wantmug. More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome
Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the The Bus Problemmug. I would burn your souls forever. Extra crispy! Shit, I would do it twice. Especially to Matt! And not just A Matt but ALL Matts. Forever. I've never met a good one. Burn em up.
Hym "Fantastic! Fantastic should have been an option on the poll. Also, 'Eghghgh' isn't a sound sadists make when someone threatens to exsanguinate a little girl. Just saying still going to do it if she rings my doorbell while you're live."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025
Get the Fantasticmug. So when I said it 7 years ago about the tree you thought it was mumbo-jumbo but now it's the most profound thing ever? What, you needed the experts to tell you is was brilliant for you to take it seriously?
Hym "That's a little disappointing if I'm being honest. I mean, you're a determinist so I guess you can't be all that intelligent but still. You seemed clever enough to at least know brilliance when you see it but it's disappointing to find out that you had to talk to an expert and they had to tell you that it wasn't mumbo-jumbo. Sad. Disappointing and Sad. And the triangle isn't as compelling as the tree. A less good version of my thing being espoused by someone who didn't know it was profound until he was told it was profound."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
Get the The Trianglemug. Hym "They're calling them 'Anti-Israel' protests now! 'Anti-Israel' as opposed to 'PRO-HAMAS.' They were calling it 'PRO-HAMAS' a second ago and now they've pivoted to 'ANTI-ISRAEL.' Maybe all of the war crimes Israel is committing like bombing ambulances and aid trucks and shooting into the crowd of people receiving aid and mass graves with zip-tied bodies is making it harder to pretend Hamas has anything to do with the protests!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
Get the Anti-Israelmug. by Hym Iam October 14, 2020
Get the Kill the cripplemug.