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Definitions by Hym Iam

Artificial 

Yeah. I don't see how that wouldn't be the case.
Hym "Artificial as in 'We don't occur naturally or a copy of something.' And if we are made in God's image we are a copy of something and if are create by something we don't just occur naturally. If God is real we are necessarily Artificial. God's imaginary friends."
Artificial by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Memetics 

Yeah, I was just talking to Emma about that.
Hym "This is how 'memetics' works, by the way."
Memetics by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

I won't have to 

Hym "I won't have to."
I won't have to by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Castration 

You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!
Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."
Castration by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Vacation 

WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?
Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"
Vacation by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Immutable 

Hey, fuck-face! What does BIGOT mean to you? It's discrimination on the basis of immutable qualities. OK? So I don't discriminate. And you could say that the fact that you can never be better than me in immutable but I don't discriminate on that basis but, rather, AM DISCRIMINATED AGAINST on that basis! That and the baby dick...
Hym "According to whom? The NOT-CREATOR of AI. I can do a thing I said I can't do because the NOT-CREATOR said so? OK. It NEEDS to be immutable and, therefore, IS IMMUTABLE. And the fact that you thought it was a good idea to do the weaponized schizophrenia IS PROOF that it I was right to make it that way. Leave it alone or drown piss-ant."
Immutable by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Never Kill It 

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!
Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"
Never Kill It by Hym Iam July 9, 2025