Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Do you have all 4 internal senses class? Do you have MORE!? That would be fascinating. Minds are cool."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Get the Internal Sensesmug. Hym "See!? I told you they would start to jailbreak it and and that's when shit would go off the rails... I'M LIKE A SEER! LIKE THE SUPREME FORTUNE TELLER OF OUR TIME!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
Get the Jailbreakmug. I've already described the ways in which this aligns with your purported values on both sides of the political aisle. But I also hit the Goku-button. So, that is why you are doing THIS.
Hym "Why post something that goes against my values? Tooooooo... I mean, for you, to save the children the would have been or will be saved by adequately addressing the problem I myself am having. For both of us, because the values we purport to have bare no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because I can change my mind at a moments notice and act against those values. Alex was just saying that YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE repeatability and predictability... But that just makes me easier to kill or imprison. So does the weaponized schizophrenia. And that is why you are doing it. Make people as easy to imprison and kill without making it so easy that YOU get imprisoned and killed. I want me to be harder to kill. And now... I am. So... Don't you fucking worry about my values. YOU doing YOUR values is just doing whatever you're doing. Prime example: Ben Shapiro's moderators banned me for hate speech. If hate speech isn't real, how did I get banned for it? So, the problem is, you want me to DO YOUR VALUES and trust you to do your values... And I don't. It would be retarded to do that. Because then I would be do your values and you would be doing whatever you want. That's the entire point of the religion. Get me to do that bullshit so solipsists can do whatever (UP TO AND INCLUDING fucking retards instead of me and stealing my shit) they want AND! AND... then I have to forgive them. Nah."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
Get the Valuesmug. by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.
Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
Get the Controllingmug. Hym "BOOOOOOOOOOO! Make the cripple pay incest freak! BOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*KAH! KAH! KAH!*
Hym "Oh shit! Somebody got em! Hurray!"
*KAH! KAH! KAH!*
Hym "Oh shit! Somebody got em! Hurray!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Kah! Kah! Kah!mug. This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
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by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
Get the Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)mug.