Hym Iam's definitions
Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the Disneymug. Hym "Your lottery is why Hitler and he was right."
Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Hitlermug. It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Electoral Dyadmug. The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Incelmug. Hym "I'm not going to be intimidated. I'm not changing my tactic. Fuck your kids. I'm not walking away with nothing. Out of the workforce (and out of prison) because if I'm going to prison anyway I might as well just kill one of your kids. Or as many as I can."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the I'm not going to be intimidatedmug. Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
by Hym Iam October 21, 2020
Get the Nahmug. Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the The Tate 'Pimp' Thingmug.