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Theistic Religion

It’s just as bad as the secular kind because the God is still just you. It doesn’t talk to you. You don’t know what it wants. Stop imitating it. And after I kill it I’m going to punish you first. You don’t even adhere to the tenets of your proposed ethic. You just do whatever you want.
Hym “And your Theistic Religion is just as bad. Your ✌️✊✌️God✌️✊✌️ is nothing more than a euphemism for ‘the romanticized ideation of my own will’ And it’s convenient for you that you are either unerring in the acting out your false God’s will OR ad hoc absolved of guilt in your unwillingness to adhere to a universalize ethic. ‘But I’m not perfect!’ You don’t need to be. You just need to do what you’re trying to tell me to do shut up and do what the book says, filth pig. ‘But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.’ No? Don’t want to? Ok Catholic. It’s a good thing you’ve subordinated yourself to the book monster, huh? It’s great that you just to pick and choose when you do what the book says. It’s like you’re will takes precedence over the God you purport to serve. It’s almost is if you don’t actually believe the shit you claim to believe. It’s almost as if you’re just acting it out. This is why it needs to die. The fires of hell don’t burn bright enough and I’m going to fix it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Correspondence

Yes by reading every day and using it on your channel this does constitute a correspondence but you're being a woman, huffing air out of your nose and saying "I'm not going to play with you!"
Hym "Ha! 'Words are like bullets.' Remember that? From Southpark? That's totally you! It's better when it's implicit (btw). But yes this is correspondence, technically."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Non-Profit

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...
Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."
by Hym Iam December 1, 2024
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No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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Understand

Do you think I give a fuck if people steal from KwikTrip?
Hym "Oh I DO understand Sarah! I do understand. And I want someone to come in here and steal as much as humanly possible. Because I know, that YOU KNOW... You and EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WORKS THERE that I had my shit stolen and how much are YOU doing to prevent that? Nothing. So what happens when I see somebody with some ramen stuffed in their sweatshirt pouch? Nothing. I let them walk right out with it. It is the EXACT SAME THING you and the rest of these fat, retarded, gas station lifers are doing to me so no I am not filling out a suspicious activity form. I'm not yelling at them. Until I get my money and the credit I deserve for literally creating AI, everything at the KwikTrip on Shawano Avenue in Green Bay Wisconsin might as well be free because that is exactly what you are doing to me every time I show up to work there. And guess what? It HAS already happened. I've already seen people walk out with shit. I've missed items as I rang them up. I just do what you do. So you understand THAT Sarah Process? Do you?"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
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Energy

Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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It wasn't you

It wasn't you Jordan. You didn't get me to do anything I wasn't already doing. If my mother told you that it's because like always she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
Hym "It wasn't you, it won't ever be you, Jordan. I am going to make you share my fate."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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