Hym Iam's definitions

Pain

No. You go fuck yourself. No effort until I get credited and paid for my shit. My hours were slashed and if I get evicted I will kill a kid and then myself.

Hym "I don't care about pain. I don't care about any of this if I'm not going to credited and paid. I don't care about any of your self-help nonsense. You might as well stop wasting all of our time, come out and say you're not going to pay me, and get this over with. Not going to let you use this to get me to do what you want. Full divulging of all information. Public recognition of what I've been going through. I'm not doing anything until this is resolved. My place of employment is complicit. If they continue to starve me out I'm just doing to kill the first kid I get my hands on."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.

Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Theology

Yeah, that's a pretty egregious conflation of ontology and theology.

Hym "Yeah, see... My problem with theology is that it posits the assertion that life is a morality test designed by a guy... Who gave us the answers TO the test... And now all we have to do is use the answers he gave us... TO the test HE GAVE US... So that it doesn't have to burn us forever... For not using the correct answers... That he gave us 2000 years ago... In an act of DIRECT DIALOGUE...

With a guy who died 2000 years ago... And this guy is the last and ONLY guy to have ever spoken to it... But I also shouldn't worry about it... Because I am inherently guilty... While SIMULTANEOUSLY preemptively forgiven... And that means NOT that I won't be burned forever... But that it wasn't going to forgive the inherent guilt (at first)... But NOW it IS going to do that... So, I WAS going to burn forever initially... But it changed it's mind... And now... As long as I just shut up and use the test answers I was given... It won't burn me forever... Instead of the thing it was GOING to burn me forever for... Initially... The inherent guilt I mean... Which is not a thing I ACTUALLY DID... But a thing some dumb bitch who doesn't do what she's told did... And her doing THAT is somehow cosmicly makes ME guilty of the thing SHE did... But not anymore because we murdered the test-guy... Which is what we were supposed to do... As part of the test... And I also have to do weird breeding rituals... And the guy gets to murder me once and how well I receive it determines whether or not I'm burned alive forever. It deliberately wastes .0000-01 of an eternity that you will never get back and then it sends a semi-sentient teeth torpedo at you and shreds the flesh from your skeleton. And this is what I should both serve and worship. That's your theology."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Pay

Fantastic! That's my favorite word! Second only to "Exsanguinated."

Hym "Pay the exsanguinated sultan several shillings Saturday."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Going To Get Away With It

Then as many of your kids as I can reach are going to pay the price.

Hym "Hey, if he is going to get away with it then you've condemned myself and some poor kid to death. There is no 2 ways about it. Actually, the other deal still stands. If you can link these YouTube vermin to me and/or murder them (And they are perfectly fine with people being murdered) I will actively confess to the murder FOR you. The children will be saved."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Everything everywhere all at once

Relatable... Ennui... Son of a bitch, is that another one? God damnit...

Hym "You know what I think it is? I think you all remember how much I said I hate watching critically acclaimed movies right after they come out and you try and screw me by making me write the so I have to go and watch them as soon as they come out to see if I wrote some of it. Jesus christ... Now I have to go watch this Everything everywhere all at once bullshit...."😮 💨

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023