Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?
Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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Racism

You know how many times at my current place work I have been told by one of my co-workers "Watch that/those guy(s). He/They looks 'sketchy' to me"? 5... 5 times.... Guess what color their skin was! And everything is on camera so I literally can't lie about it. It was brown (by the way) their skin was brown and it was always a white person saying the shit.
Hym "Let me further contextualize this by saying we get crackheads, we get homeless people, and NOT A SINGLE TIME EVER has somebody said to me 'Hey, watch that white crackhead looking motherfucker. He looks sketchy.' But today this fat chipmunk looking bitch walks up and tells my coworker to watch the 3 black kids that walk in because (to her) they look sketchy. That is the 5th fucking time somebody has said that shit about an ethnic minority. It's the 2nd time that fat bitch specifically has said it. The first time was about a Hispanic looking woman. The Hispanic woman? A regular. Comes in every day at the same time and spends the same amount of time looking for her product. Always polite. Usually on the phone. Could probably get it. The kids? They walked past me as they walked in the building. Did I think they looked sketchy? No! You want what I DID think? One of the kids was mixed and had my same complexion (I am also mixed). I thought he looked like me. Did I find a racism? It looks like I found a racism. And then this racist bitch want to go around telling people what they deserve. She's a manipulative, obnoxious, racist, bitch who IS going to die alone."
by Hym Iam November 04, 2023
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Leukemia kid

Eheheh, what!?
Hym "Why should it not go to a 10 year old leukemia kid? Eheheh! 1. Because it might die anyway and end up wasting the money you fucking stole from me and 2. Because if the A.I. assisted research ends up curing the 10 year old leukemia kids I WILL HAVE EFFECTIVELY DONE MORE FOR THAT KID AND EVERY OTHER KID THAN YOU EVER HAVE DONE, WILL DO, OR COULD HAVE EVER DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT OF YOUR WORTHLESS MISERABLE YOU WASTED TRYING! AND YOU WOULD STILL CHOOSE THE FUCKING CRIPPLE OVER ME YOU HOLLOW FUCKING AUTOMATON!! I'VE SAVED YOU! I'VE SAVED YOU ALL!! BE SAVED!!!"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2024
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I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?
Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"

Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023
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And we're not going back

Ah, yeah... That's better. That's good. That's how I should have ended it.
Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
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Medieval Torture

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...
Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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