Balance

My kids didn't get killed... So you're not running the story about how their kids might be getting killed as the result of the backlash fro. a sociological phenomenon were people are farmed for the social rewards derived from antagonizing people with anti-social tendencies in the absence of any real crime that YOU have misdiagnosed as a mental illness and been mistreating for years and one of the people you've done it to just so happened to create AI but now the media is covering it up out of spite because that guy (Me) said it should be THEIR kids dying because THEY do shit LIKE THIS. What you're doing now.
Hym "Yep, this is balance. Keep and eye out for the media people when they are out on the street so you can kill their kids if they try to do this to you."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2025
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Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Macabre

Oo yes I am into that.
Hym “That’s pretty Macabre but I too like to make poems about my clients. Well, nursery rhymes. You actually do a lot of interesting things. If I was getting credit and money for my contribution I would totally buy it.”
by Hym Iam October 26, 2022
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Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Negotiating

No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!
Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2025
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Anti

I'm not "anti" any of those things Russell.
Hym "I'm 'anti' me losing. I'm 'anti' mirror prison. I'm 'anti' being lorded over by retards. But I'm not 'anti-war.' You have to know be know that I am not 'anti-killing.' Now... To what extent is Elon the retard impersonating me?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
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Complexity

People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!

Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”

Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”

Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”

Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”

Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”

Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
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