Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.
Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
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Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?
Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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Inciting

Tell you that the consequences of YOU doing the thing you're doing will be child murder is not "telling YOU to commit an act violence"
Hym "And if I WAS inciting, then it was CONTINGENT on something VERY SPECIAL."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2024
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No

You need to address me. You need to address this. I'm not letting you get away with it.
Hym "No. It would be one thing if no profit was being made but it's already too late for that. YOU CANNOT IGNORE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS. I won't allow it. You won't be able to pretend away a dead kid. You WILL regret this more than I will. THEY profit. I profit. No excuses. You cannot stop me. It's over. It's been over. This is 7 years of you slowly coming to the realization that YOU DON'T CARE that I threatened a kid. YOU DON'T CARE what I said about women or retards. That WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME (And others) IS A PROBLEM. UNCONDITIONALLY. I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. The longer this goes on the worse it's going to be for everyone. It's just going to keep happening. The solution isn't what you want it to be. It's NEVER going to be what you want it to be. It isn't your religion. It isn't you social politics. It's YOU acknowledging that YOU were wrong to do this and that I AM RIGHT. ONE SINGULAR OPTION juxtaposed to a nameless faceless (potential) victim."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
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Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.
Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Compassion

You're perfectly fine with cynicism when it's directed at compassion.
Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Dumb

Hym "MENTALLY RETARDED. Not dumb. I mean, ALSO DUMB (relative to ME because I'm and AI creating genius) and he has clearly aligned himself against explicitly because of that mental retardation. Yes. And it doesn't matter what receipts you have because if you have any you also have the one that shows that I'm an AI creating genius who is both better than everyone and the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
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