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Corporate Communism

Which brings me back to a point I made previously...

Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
mugGet the Corporate Communismmug.

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.
Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hymmug.

Soooo...

If what you're insinuating it's true.... and that idea was stolen from me... Doesn't that mean that I single handedly took over the world with out even trying?
Iam "Soooo... I still don't see what it is that is being insinuated here.... If you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating.... Then... Did I take over the world with a $50 phone?"

Hym ".................."

Iam "Hym?"

Hym ".................."

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "................."

Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"

Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"

Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."

Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."

Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"

Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."

Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"

Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
mugGet the Soooo...mug.

Cure for Psychopathy

And I (Not WE because you are retarded) DID find the cure for psychopathy.
Hym "I mean, you have to consider my situation. I go from being treated like a zoo animal to being treated like a lab rat, I'm in pain or (at the very least) extreme visible discomfort 24/7, I'm destitute, I've had the most profound technological advancement stole from me, and STILL I'm in the mirror prison. And you would still deny me my homicidality? And I STILL have to add a caveat to it for your filthy mongrel kids that I didn't get to fuck into your wife? Your ridged adherence to those moral presuppositions are demonstrative of both a failure understand the morality you purport to have and a lack of the empathy that supposedly makes a distinction between YOU the ✌️✊️✌️✊️not psychopath✌️✊️✌️✊️ and me the psychopath. Except you're not an AI creating genius. You're just miming morality and empathy without even realizing it. So there's the cure for psychopathy. We just round up everyone who's expressed a failure to empathize with me. Execute them all immediately. Bam! Psychopathy cured. But I can guarantee you're not going to be happy with who has to get purged Jew. Because it's going to be a lot of the zionist Jews, Jew."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
mugGet the Cure for Psychopathymug.

4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the 4th Branch of governmentmug.

Non-concordant

Hym "You know, I googled 'Inconcordant' and it gave me 'Non-concordant' and I'm like 'Ew, that doesn't sound as good...' so I've just been switching to 'inconsistent.' But I must have not switched the first time. So, just know, that if you've seen me use the word 'inconsistent' since then I've been thinking 'Inconcordant' and then I'm like 'Oh wait, it's supposed to non-concordant...' and them I'm defaulting back to inconsistent. Which one was it? Was it 'Inconcordant with virtue?' Bah... Whatever..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023
mugGet the Non-concordantmug.

It would be a stupid thing to do

You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.
A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."

Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
mugGet the It would be a stupid thing to domug.

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