Hym Iam's definitions

Belief

It isn't a matter of belief Megyn you have been watching along the whole time.

Hym "It's a matter of willful ignorance and spite and you are doing to me what Christians accuse atheist being in relationship to belief in God. This is just religious thinking and solipsism resulting in you refusing to do something about the thing that is getting your churches and catholic schools and synagogue shot up and your kids murdered you fucking idiot. You're actually a piece of shit. Your priest needs to stop lying to you because you are not forgiven."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Already did

I said I was going to create A.I. and then I did it.

Hym "Already did it once. I didn't the thing I said I would do when I created A.I. I'll do it again when I find a kid to murder."

You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."

Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Hulu

Konosuba AND That time I got reincarnated as a Slime!? Damn Hulu!

Iam "Hulu just got Konosuba and Slime. Great! I loved Konosuba and I'm still watching Slime but it's great I was pleasantly surprised. You guys already know how I feel about watching critically acclaimed stuff."

Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Freezing funds

Can they un-freeze them?

Hym "Are the doing that deliberately? Are they freezing funds deliberately or..."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

It was YOUR team!

No it was YOUR team!

A retard "It was YOUR team!"

A different (but equally retarded) retard "No, it was YOUR team!"

A retard "Less freedom for the not-me's!"

The other retard "LESS FREEDOM... For the not-me's!"

Retard "No not- The YOU'S!"

The second retard "No YOU! You're the one!"

Retard "No you!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

Drop-down prompt

I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!

Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."

Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022