by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
When you let God into..... Just kidding! It's Lex Luthor's cyborg attendant/secretary. Her name is Mercy.
The difference between the last week I was there and every other week was her storming out every night after showing my disgust towards her on my face. From that point on my fate was sealed. Because who am I to be disgusted by her? She's the one who chooses. I'm at her mercy. And I wonder... If it were the other way around, if she were at my mercy, would she receive it? I guess she already has...
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
Iam "Why yell things at me like that? What does that accomplish? And you know it's slayer..."
Hym "Nothing. I already know you know me."
Hym "Nothing. I already know you know me."
by Hym Iam June 09, 2022
I don't care if it's natural or not (even though it's not). You are not talking about because you know I will be able to remedial. You are avoiding an argument you know you will lose so you can keep doing what you're doing.
Hym "It isn't a matter of natural versus unnatural. It will be resolved. I will resolve it by force if necessary. This isn't a silly game for you to play. You will do it or I will do it for you. And you know exactly what form that is going to take."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025
I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!
Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?
Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024