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Stab in the neck guy

I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.
Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
mugGet the Stab in the neck guymug.

Hamas Rapes and Murders People

Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.
Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
mugGet the Hamas Rapes and Murders Peoplemug.

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:
Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
mugGet the Like Noahmug.

Make it stop

Can't. If I can make it stop, you can violate the leverage clause. YOU need to make it stop by DOING WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.
Hym "What's that? Make it stop? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my voice echoing. But why is that something I would be able to do?"
by Hym Iam August 21, 2025
mugGet the Make it stopmug.

Because

Because I'm not responsible for the affliction that renders them in need of somone else's body. Like... YOU did the thing. If I don't need to have sex. You do not need to have sex. If you are not entitled to the use of other people's bodies, then, you are EQUALLY not entitled to the use of a doctor's body to perform an abortion. So, there. Equality. What you want is a consequence free monopoly on the sex-act that requires my support while, simultaneously, I'm being excluded from the sex-act.
Hym "Seriously. I do a thing ๐Ÿ‘ˆ YOU impose a deliberate, retaliatory response framed as a 'consequence' (in spite of the fact that the reaction is not a natural occurrence outside of your conscious will) ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Society is (somehow) not required to remediate said occurrence. YOU do a thing ๐Ÿ‘‰ The natural byproduct of that thing occurs ๐Ÿ‘ˆ it's (somehow) incumbent on society... To remediate. I don't see how that makes sense to you. But that's OK! Because I'm SUPER... Easy to bribe. With sex and money and drugs! So, no. No abortion for you. The fat-cocks can breed you until they can't afford it and then we throw them in a cage. Where they belong."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
mugGet the Becausemug.

Interview

I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.
Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
mugGet the Interviewmug.
See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
mugGet the This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trumpmug.

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