Definitions by Hym Iam
Adderall
Mmmmm... Delicious... It's like candy. Except if "candy" was cocaine and cocaine lasted 6-8 hours. (I vaguely remember doing this one but whatever the dialogue is what matters)
Hym "Just an FYI, we're probably going to need (either) some Adderall or alcohol. So... Yeah make that happen..."
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
Spears
Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Politics
A game.... But only until you're being shipped off to a reeducation camp or a concentration camp. Until there are tanks rolling down your street and you're telling a Russian war ship to go fuck itself.
Recording
If a picture says 1000 words than a recording say 1000 words to the power of the (number frames per second/the duration of the recording) Right? Is that not how that would work? I'm not a "Math" guy. Math guy, go prove that right....