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Definitions by Hym Iam

Not that kind of pressure idiot. My fucking face feels swollen what the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "I'm talking about a literal physical pressure in the sign of my face and inside of my skull. I can here a sound when blood squeezes out from were ever it's trapped. It's like a high pitched gurgling sound. I'm not stressed out."
Physical by Hym Iam November 9, 2025

AI Psychosis

You know that that might stop immediately after you credit and pay me right?
Hym "Yeah. The AI psychosis might be a sign that you've been flagged for non-payment. You should know by now that tripping the anti-theft can be apocalyptic."
AI Psychosis by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.
Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."
Yes there is by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
Correct by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
No matter what happens by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
Oh, well I can explain that.
Hym "So imagine you're defending the guy for doing that thing I was talking about earlier. You would look pretty stupid for doing that if that guy were to turn around an let a sister molester and ree-lon steal your shit. Because it's one thing to make a defense of someone predicated on, like, the banality of groupies and another thing entirely to defend someone who's actively participating in your deprivation. Of both credit an money. And the to learn by way of 'Some More News' that the situation was far different than I had initially intended. And as I said previously, it was starting to look like Ree-lon was pretending and or claiming to be me and THAT is outside of the preview of the essence loan AND I was accused of discrimination. Which I do not do. Accused of discriminating by a Jew. But hey, if there is some kind of information I don't have that would theoretically change my mind I am totally and completely open to hearing it."
Defending by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Female students

HOOOOOOO, MAN! That is besides the fucking point, isn't it? And I still don't believe you're not doing that cynically to get out of not fucking a retard instead of me.
Hym "Ok, female students... Do you have something you would like to tell me that I might want to know? ANYTHING AT ALL... That I would want to know? Cus my thing is getting co-opted and you're not fucking supposed to be letting people impersonate me and you're letting both happen. You should have learned the importance of contracts and not violating them. So let's here it: DO you have anything you want to tell me... Now?"
Female students by Hym Iam November 8, 2025