Definitions by Hym Iam
Highest grossing R-rated film of all time
Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Highest grossing R-rated film of all time by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Free money
Free money here! Get your free money right chya! There is nothing stoping you from taking it and (in the same way that there is nothing stopping you from returning a shopping cart) there is nothing stopping you from giving credit where credit is due or kicking some of it back.
Hym "Get your free money here! Come one and come all! Test the content of your being against the future slayer of God! Fill yourself with my essence and be born again!"
Free money by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?
Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
Matriarchy
I don't know the guy's name but he does interviews on TikTok where he asks women questions for red pill content. The man is a genius and he asked an exceptionally brilliant question recently and I want to walk you through it.
Genius "So... What would a matriarchy look like?"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
Matriarchy by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Damn cage
Part 3 coming in hot.
God "SNAAAKE!"
Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"
God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"
Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "SNAAAKE!"
Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"
God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"
Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."
Adam 🫣
Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"
God "Don't say it!"
Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"
God 😞
Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"
God "Just leave..."
Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"
God "LEAVE!" 🤬
Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨
God "You can..." 😒
Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."
God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔
Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
Adam 🫣
Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"
God "Don't say it!"
Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"
God 😞
Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"
God "Just leave..."
Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"
God "LEAVE!" 🤬
Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨
God "You can..." 😒
Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."
God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔
Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
Cage thing
See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
Cage thing by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Cage.
Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."
God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"
Adam "Hello."
Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"
God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."
Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"
God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"
Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."
*A few hours later*
Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."
God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."
Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"
God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."
Eve "Hello."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"
God "What? No. That would be stupid-"
Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"
God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."
Adam & Eve 😖
Adam "Snake!" 🫵
God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"
Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."
God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"