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Definitions by Hym Iam

Human life 

I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.
Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."
Human life by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

The embodiment of sin 

Well according to the internet I'm just the worst fucking combination of things a person can be!
Dr. JeepJorp "WeLl YoU cOuLd ChAnGe!"

Hym "Nope. No. I'll just be the worst thing ever. That's fine. The embodiment of sin is fine. I'll just fucking be that forever."
The embodiment of sin by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Hym "It's the literal definition of racism but I would posit that there are gradations in the moral severity of racism and to discriminate in that way in terms of dating isn't as morally egregious as other forms."
Racism by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.
Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."
Spelunking by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Desperation 

I mean really. That's all it is. You so desperately want to have control over mind it is appalling.
Hym "No, seriously. You need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You really require me to care more about your lives (and by extension you families lives) than I do my own. If I don't it's considered some profound moral failing but it doesn't work the other way around. If I expect what YOU expect I'M STILL THE BAD GUY! You want me to care about your thoughts more than my own. It's just desperation. Desperation to be the thing that decides what happens."
Desperation by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Which came first the chicken or the egg 

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
Sorry by Hym Iam February 23, 2023