Definitions by Hym Iam

Margot Robbie 

Because Margot Robbie doesn't fit the tine of the movie. That's why.

Hym "Because Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn is a campier version of the character that sayinf things like 'Splooge'. Why would she be in Folie à Deux?"

Margot Robbie by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

The Devil 

If you're The Devil, why would you come down here with us without superpowers or something? Where are your superpower?

Hym "Oh, I don't know, if I was The Devil I would want to prove that you would torture me forever if you could... Because it ain't hate that I feel for you, is it Jordan? What is it I feel for all of you? You can tell them. It's ok. And now I won't have to feel bad for you."

The Devil by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Bitch 

And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.

Hym "I may be a bitch but I'm not that 👆"

Bitch by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

No 

Hahaha when has THAT every worked?

Hym "Saying 'No'? When has it EVER worked? And the only thing I told you to do is die..."

No by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

Competence ceiling by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Criteria 

Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?

Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."

Criteria by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Retard 

You know why I like the word so much? Because it is the definition of what you're doing to me. I'm literally being retarded by the people around me. You are literally delaying or holding me back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"our progress was retarded by "people" who thought they knew better"

Hym "Listening serves no purporse other than to give yourself an excuse to retard my accomplishment. 'I'm helping you!' You are a retard. All you do is retard. Only a retard as retarded as you could retard someone so thoroughly."

Retard by Hym Iam March 30, 2023