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Definitions by Hym Iam

Satanist 

Technically I'm closer to a "Carpocratian Gnostic."
Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
Satanist by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Contribution 

😐............... What? Oh! Yeah, I don't have anything to contribute to that. I'm not an economics guy.
Hym "Yeah, I got nothing for that. You covered pretty much the entire breadth of my economic knowledge. Buy cheap, re-invest the dividends, invest in gold, hire a broker. That's all I got... Which proves that I give good advice in spite of my lack of experience! I've said all those things before! See!? I know my stuff. I learned it from some guy! But that's my entire contribution. I have nothing else to add."
Contribution by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Transgenderism 

How is someone (or a group of people) refusing to acknowledge their biological sex as their fundamental identifying characteristic any different then a group of people refusing to acknowledge that a person is NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC and that they are actively referring to that person?
Idiot "Transgenderism is bad because they are activing like they are the opposite gender but they're not!"

Hym "But... You're acting like I'm a schizophrenic and I'm not. You're perfectly fine with denying reality when it suits you. So... Why is it ok for you to deny reality in a away that is harmful in my direction from You ➡️ Me... But wrong for THEM to deny reality in a way that is only harmful (if at all) from them ➡️ them?"

Idiot "My kids might see it and think they can be the opposite gender!"

Hym "And someone can do what you're doing to me to your kid..."
Transgenderism by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Female Prisoners 

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.
Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'
Female Prisoners by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Their Allowing Themselves To Be Canceled 

No. They aren't. This is just more narcissistic "You did this to yourself!" speak.
Dumb whore "Their allowing themselves to be canceled."

Hym "Noooo... You're using boycotts and the threat of associate shunning as a means to deplatform the tranny. That's not 'them doing it to themselves' and, no, they don't need to apologize for shit you toothless old bitch. And that is exactly what it is. It's elitist gatekeeping from old frauds who ran out of ideas decades ago. I'm not what you are. All you have to do to get an LLC is take a test. I'm one of the greatest minds of all time. I will soon surpass Shakespeare. All this is just conservatives trying to re-assert ideological control over a population that tried to cast them aside. Now, instead of 1 ideological gun, there are 2."

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Leftists "Bend to our will or be impoverished!!!"

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Theocrats "Act out some form of perennialist, collectivist dogma or be impoverished!!! Not that one!!! Pick a dogma of which I approve or be enslaved!!!"

Motivated 

It's funny watching you all project a motive on to the single least motivated person on the planet.
Hym "I mean, really. What about me screams 'Hyper motivated' to you? You don't give a single shit about my motivations or the outcome of my life. And I'm way more famous than that Libs of TikTok bitch. And more attractive. And brilliant."
Motivated by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Self control 

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
Self control by Hym Iam May 1, 2023