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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field 

The superpower of one of the guys on the Doom Patrol.
Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

Sex-therapist to the stars 

Me! Greatest mind to ever live!
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."

Correct! 

Hym "Correct! DO NOT implicate me in things! That's rule..... 2? And remember, it isn't hard to fabricate a meta-narrative to explain your own behavior. All of the redpill guys mythologize their behavior to sell their products. Additionally, I might be doing a nanobot Alucard thing. So..... This might not matter. At all! SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE COWARDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Correct! by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
And really I only want the credit in so far as I need to know which things I've inspired... So I can watch them over other shows.
Hym "I just want the credit so I know who I inspired. I do have time to watch everything but I DID, in fact, inspire some things. Have you seen the shows? Have heard the songs? How many songs are there about you? And isn't your new guy one of mine? He seems like one of mine. I donno."
Credit by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

Talking points 

You're not actually starting a movement though...
Hym "I mean... I was critical of you guys 1 time and for a week straight everyone went on and on about the redpill being dead and I've literally trapped Jordan Peterson in the izanami, I mean.... You both just kind of regurgitate the same talking points over and over. If I get credit for anything, I immediately become the most accomplished man (of which) any of you have even heard. This takes me back to my point about

✌️✊️✌️The Work✌️✊️✌️ It's a euphemism. An amorphous abstraction that LITERALLY means nothing. You just don't like the ease with which I've surpassed your level of achievement. I said I was so much better that you that I could just type random shit into the internet and I was right. The night that Kevin died was the night that I said exactly that 'I didn't think I was better than anyone' BAM. Deceased. Probably entirely coincidental. And then I was like 'Hohoho I'm a literal walking Death Note.' So, no. You're a dork with a studio and I'M the one with the movement. My work has been cited by mainstream intellectuals who kids I've insulted. Greatest mind of our time. Better than everyone."
Talking points by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
Ohohohohohoho! You want me to watch it?
Hym "Oh? Is my feedback worth more than trying to get me to sign up? Well ok then. I suppose I could grace you with a critique from the world's greatest mind! Hohohohohohoho!"
Feedback by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
I can't be a traitor as I do not like to take sides.
Hym "If I'm a traitor, I wasn't trying to be one. A woman shouted that at me the other day. I don't even know who's side I'm on! I'm not reaping any of the benefits from either team so... Oops. Didn't mean to betray you but I'm still in the cage so...."
Traitor by Hym Iam July 23, 2023