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Definitions by Hym Iam

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Hey, I'm just insulting you blatantly. Believe it or not that gif is just the gif that appeared as a search result. I WILL beat you up though. I am where I am and said what I said and if you take issue with anything that I've said you're going to have to take issue with it in the context of my international fame and sucess as a writer and commentator. Which is why it isn't ACTUALLY indirect. There's nothing INDIRECT happening on my end. I am Hym now.
Hym "No, if I had any real criticism I would come in the for of a wall of text and I know you don't read those. I just want you to know that I watched the video. Really, what's funny about the insults is that you know who I am, you know where I am, you KNOW I can't go anywhere, and you know that acknowledging me would immediately grant me the capacity to go wherever I need to be to call your bluff on not saying things to the faces of people. I'd work out first. Fix the hole in my tooth. Get some antibiotics in me. Bam! Perfectly ready to say whatever I need to say to whoevers face I please. You're just ignoring me. That's all. You can't call my bluff because my status elevates immediately. You have to tolerate the insults because IF YOU DON'T and I'm not the coward you need to frame me as, I gain immediately. Just like that stupid fucking cripple. You see it? You see how fucking irritating that is? You going to work there and tolerate that? You can barely tolerate what I'm going NOW! YOU CHOSE THE SAME RESPONSE I DID! APPARENTLY I GOT IT RIGHT! I AM DOING IT RIGHT AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I TRIGGER THE SAME RESPONSE! HA!"
Wall of text by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Hym "I don't see how what he does is an act of harm but ok."
Harm by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Cannibals 

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
Cannibals by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo 

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."

It doesn't make sense to me 

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "
Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"
Again, what would it mean fot a child to "know how to process" Transgenderism?
Hym "Would they have to come to the conclusion that transgenderism is wrong? Is that what it means to you to "properly process" transgenderism? For a child to "properly process transgenderism" they would need to form the conclusion I want them to form, therefore, they need to be kept away from things that prevent them from drawing the conclusion I want them to draw. That ☝️ is your position. And it's ridiculous. I mean, they are ALREADY treaching the thing you want them not to teach. Are your kids trans? They are not conversion therapy-ing your kids into homos you fucking idiot."
Process by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Anthony Starr 

Great! I just read an article on his and Kripke's thoughts on "the mirror scene" that I clearly wrote and wasn't paid for... But they're probably right! Very astute! Very good.
Hym "HEY! Anthony Starr! Very astute! You're correct but in reverse! I am the knee-jerk allergic reaction to your humanity..."

Iam "And I am the epinephrine that keeps us alive... For example..."

Hym "Look this fucking guy! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!? YEP. YEP. YEP. Just give me your money! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! YEP! BYE! THANK YOU! JESUS CHRIST!" 😤

Iam "It's fine... We shouldn't be thinking like that... He's just trying to live his life... We don't know what he's dealing with..." *sigh*
Anthony Starr by Hym Iam August 2, 2023