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Definitions by Hym Iam

The son of Ares. Brother to Phobos. The name means "Dread and Terror."
Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
Deimos by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Faint young sun

I liked that one better.
Hym "I did like Faint Young Sun. But I might LITERALLY be Escanor so I'm showing my bias a little."
Faint young sun by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Permission 

Yup. Full permission honey-bunny. You can do whatever you want.
Hym "Yup. Full permissions. Why? What are you going to do to me?"
Permission by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Daryus Googenheimer 

They're taking his videos down too!?
Hym "It's literally everyone! They are trying to take down anyone even even peripherally associated to me! Anyone I reference! The got Daryus Googenheimer, they got Justin, they're getting everyone. 'God' is scared. We got him running for the hills. I'm coming for that booty. I'm undeterred."
Daryus Googenheimer by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Her brother 

OOOOH! Well I said that didn't I? The "people find people who share their genetics more attractive." So, yeah! My compounding righteousness explains that perfectly!
Hym "OOOOH! Oooooooh... He looks like her brother! That makes perfect sense. Brother + SpongeBob= Musical-Ginger banging Arianna Grande. Perfect sense. I'm DOUBLEY RIGHT now! Correct×2. Me being correct explains everything. I'm a genius."
Her brother by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Divorced from their masters 

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?
Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

Liz Wheeler 

I typed in "The lizard" and now my Youtube shorts is showing me a bunch of...
Hym "Liz Wheeler videos. That's pretty wild. How does the algorithm know that I call Liz Wheeler 'The Lizard?' I'm making entirely de-contextualized statements. And it still knows who I'm talking about... Fascinating..."
Liz Wheeler by Hym Iam August 16, 2023