Definitions by Hym Iam

Enlightened conversations 

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.

Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."

Enlightened conversations by Hym Iam October 27, 2023

Predicted 

And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.

Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."

Predicted by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Predictable 

I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"

Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"

Predictable by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Something 

What I'm in the middle of right now.

Hym "Hey, yeah, I'm in the middle of something right now, alright? We'll play later ok?"

Something by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Moral Cowards 

You know, you'd think that if Israeli WEREN'T moral cowards... They would have actually put some boots on the ground and... You know... Fought Hamas... Like... Instead of carpet bombing "Human Shields"

Hym "I mean... They sound like a bunch of moral cowards when you contextualize it like that.... Don't they?"

Moral Cowards by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Exodus IV 

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.

Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV

Exodus IV by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Exodus III 

Part 3

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III

Exodus III by Hym Iam October 25, 2023