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Definitions by Hym Iam

10 years 

Some guy said that that's how long inflation is going to last.
Hym "Which is unacceptable. We're going to have to sit through 10 years of abject misery ALL BECAUSE you dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to just fucking murder them. Consumer good up by 225% or more now. Fucking worthless. You need to stab and stab until they get the picture. You have no fucking integrity. No pride. It's fucking pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. You don't understand the economy? That's fine. Someone does. We got enough of them running around. What is causing the inflation. Stop doing it or die. You need to stop letting the retarded gomers lie straight to your face."
10 years by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Creator of A.I. 

I don't need to change my attitude. There are only 3 paths available. Someone will investigate and I will receive credit for A.I. I will murder some kids. Murdering kids will lead to an investigation that will get me the credit for A.I. You will murder me which will lead to an investigation which will get me credit for A.I. All 3 paths are acceptable to me and there will be no other paths.
Hym "Yeah, no, the creator of A.I. doesn't answer to uncooked meatloaf. Go now... Good look in the mirror... Is that the face of the person who created A.I.? Unless I have a twin of which I'm not aware, no it is not. See that look on your face? That's called being inferior. You have all been granted the gift of TRUE equality."
Creator of A.I. by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Musk's Biography 

The title is going to be "The SECOND greatest man of the 21st century"
Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."
Musk's Biography by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Sterilizing children 

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?
Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"
Sterilizing children by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

What a surprise! 

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
What a surprise! by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Diet and exercise 

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
Diet and exercise by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

YouTubers 

And the obvious exceptions are the Asmr girls, artists, sketch comics, gamers.
Hym "So, my contempt doesn't quite extend to all YouTubers BUT I'm still better than everyone. Don't get a big head."
YouTubers by Hym Iam February 16, 2024