Definitions by Hym Iam
Dog
What happened to "As soon as you start viewing peope as animals... You've lost..."? Remember that!? You shit libs don't even REMEMBER your own moral standards! Let alone stick to them!
Conservative Troll
Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
Conservative Troll by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Happiness always ends
Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
Happiness always ends by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
He harasses women!
Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
He harasses women! by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Making reference to
Hym "Talking about? Undoubtedly. Making reference to? Also yes. It's this or this other thing. Let's get a peak at your wife's bank account. How much did it take to buy her off? You're a guy pretending to be another guy. You're not in a position to be calling anyone a liar. Where's you rape-wife? Where's she at? Are we going to get another 'me too' here when the money runs out?"
Making reference to by Hym Iam April 27, 2024
Noone is listening
Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."
Noone is listening by Hym Iam April 26, 2024