Definitions by Hym Iam

Tape Worm 

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

Tape Worm by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

My Family 

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

My Family by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Grifter and a Con Artist 

He's doing the exact same thing Jordan Peterson is doing.

Hym "If Andrew Tate is Grifter and a Con Artist how is Jordan Peterson not? The both even have their own little academy!"

Grifter and a Con Artist by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

The other way around 

No. Matt. It didn't used to be the other way around for fat cocks. I've already gone over this. They were demonized for fucking all of the women not for not fucking all of the women.

Hym "And you are doing more to rhetorically protect fat cocks than you are at actually protect women and children. And frankly, it being the other way around benefits more people than maintaining the status quo. "

The other way around by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

The number 1 skill you need to succeed 

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

The number 1 skill you need to succeed by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Djimon Hounsou

Says he is underpaid and struggling to make a living.

Hym "And that is why you don't waste a perfectly good Djimon Hounsou! Was he not in the Gladiator sequel? Like... I don't remember Gladiator. Does he die in Gladiator? Why would he not be in the sequel? And you know what? 'Push' ALSO needs a sequel. That is why I need MY money. There needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie 'Cursed' but you fucked it up by doing Beettlejuice cus now you can't have Christina Ricci in it! It's gonna look too much like Beetlejuice with werewolves in it!"

Djimon Hounsou by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

I'm not letting you make that point

If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?

Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"

I'm not letting you make that point by Hym Iam January 13, 2025