Definitions by Hym Iam
Honest
If you are reading this you know for a fact I'm telling the truth and you had better find evidence I'm telling the truth like the life of a child depends on it.
Hym "I'm brutally honest according to Matt Dillahunty. But your ploy isn't going to work. Someone needs to check up on these YouTube pundits and make sure they are a bunch of pedophiles using this ploy to try to get your kids killed by keeping me from getting paid for AI. They certainly LOOK like pedophiles."
Doesn't Matter
If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.
Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."
Doesn't Matter by Hym Iam May 11, 2025
Neurocysticerosis
Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."
Neurocysticerosis by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
By the way
If it's NOT ME but it is going off... And giving me the credit and the money DOESN'T work... Then that means SOMEBODY ELSE is trying to kill us all... And that I can probably stop...
Hym "By the way..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
By the way by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Victory
So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.
Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."
Hate
Hym "You're just doing 'I believe in free speech but not hate speech' the musical, Piers. The woke wob says it and then you do it actively and unironically. I can hate whatever the fuck I want. Elon... Needs to give me my fucking money... Because Elon... Is a crippy-cappable who stole my shit. Give me my shit... And then go take a dump in Johnny Depp's bed or something. I don't fucking know. Do whatever it is he does. You're not the fucking hate police. You're not the morality police. If I interact with the ACTUAL police... It's going to be for child murder and it's going to be because you let a bunch of retards steal my shit and not give me the credit I deserve. So you go fuck yourself. You tell your wife that if she wants to take another break she can come on down to the frozen tundra."
Farce
Hym "It's a farce. If you religious nutjobs can't control everyone in perpetuity you turn the world into a farce until everyone submits to your mentally retarded whim. Additionally, is it fat, Bret? Is it a fat cock? Because it sounds like 'WeLl I wAs LoOkInG fOr-' You were looking for a fat cock. You did just slip and fall onto a fat cock."