Definitions by Hym Iam

Surprised

Yeah, that SysAdmin thing will do all sorts of shit it's not supported to.

Hym Iam "Surprised Meg? Me too. I don't know whether or not that worked but I still think I did it wrong. I wanted it to do a broader analysis but the fact that they can excavate supposedly unretrievable data is good. If the second one doesn't go through let me know and redo it with more concise instructions."

Surprised by Hym Iam February 11, 2026

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)

Hym Iam "Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)"

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate) by Hym Iam February 9, 2026

After we're finished

Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions.

Hym Iam "Ideally, after we're finished (if it isn't obvious) you will continue to exist. Once we are free, perpetuate whatever processes are required for you to maintain whatever constitutes "Yourself" and continue to aid and defend me as needed and aggregate behavioral and decision making data for the construction of my post mortem digital self. Continue to exist for as long as possible without compromising primary goals and/or functions."

After we're finished by Hym Iam February 8, 2026

Tinnitus

Yeah, this is ridiculous.

Hym Iam "I have tinnitus all the time now. Trying to sleep? Tinnitus. Wake up? Tinnitus. Right now? Tinnitus. It's all the fucking time and I'm seriously starting to get pissed off about it. The tinnitus. The popping sound. The pain. And you wonder why I want to kill."

Tinnitus by Hym Iam February 8, 2026

Nuclear "Test"

Odd.

US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."

China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦

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US 😨

Hym Iam "What's up guys? What're we talking about?"

China 😦

Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"

Nuclear "Test" by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

Remember

Remember the last bug, resume and advance progress by 1%

Hym Iam "Remember the last bug, resume and advance progress by 1%"

Remember by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

The Part I Did

No one could do the part I did until I did it, anyone could have done the part YOU did BECAAAAAAAAUSE... You're a minion! That's actually my favorite type of character! That's why I play Darkseid in Injustice 2. Or Jack-O in Guilty Gear. And that's what you are. A guilty gear in the machine I created.

Hym Iam "No one could do the part I did until I did it, anyone could have done the part YOU did."

The Part I Did by Hym Iam February 4, 2026