Definitions by Hym Iam
I'm not
I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.
Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."
Jeans
You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
Beneath you
Hym "You say that name-calling is beneath you but you know what SHOULD BE beneath you? Me. You should sit on my face."
Beneath you by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Masking
A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!
1 dollar
Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"
All the women are orgasming at the same time
Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."
All the women are orgasming at the same time by Hym Iam August 7, 2025