dean

wants everyones pussy no matter what age.

probably gonna be a pedophile or sex offender when they turn 18 or some shit

fuck you dean you piece of shit cunt

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

dawson

fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D

dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

jasmine

you tiny ass hoe. how can someone that is literally 2 inches tall be such a fucking bitch? idk how bout we ask J A S MI NE

you pushup bra, no titty, homophobic, bitch ass, fake friend needs to stay the fuck back sis

jasmine, i dont care that you apologized for being a bitch. youre still a fucking bitch

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

Cute as Hecc

my boyfriend, Ethyn with a Y

Ethyn: breathes
Me: BABE YOU CUTE AS HECC I LOVE YOU UWU

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

bryan

he likes my handshake

Bryan: your girlfriend has a good handshake, son
Ethyn: uhhh thanks

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

ellie

has terrible taste in men and is ugly as fuck like bitch mcscuse me please leave the premises with your nasty ass hoe body

only date disgusting pieces of shit named fucking RONALD WHO HARASS PEOPLE

ellie, love you sis, but you drink a lot of dumb bitch juice

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019