What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.
Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.
by Humanish September 28, 2020

Some Arkansan: I'mma gunna call duh Walmarts phone numbuh. Whut wuz it again?
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.
by Humanish September 30, 2020

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.
by Humanish October 02, 2020

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Non-Nerd: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D should be %3D, not =!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.
Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.
Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!
by Humanish September 30, 2020

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!
Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...
by Humanish October 01, 2020

When you are SO FUCKING BORED that you have to type each key from the middles to the respective side from the bottom up. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!
by Humanish October 02, 2020

by Humanish September 28, 2020
