Humanish's definitions

8668

What you get when you add 1337 and 7331 together.

Un-1337 p3rs0n: I @m 50 1337, b3113r th@n j00 8668 p30pl3.

by Humanish October 12, 2020

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq

When you are SO FUCKING BORED that you have to type each key from the middles to the respective side from the bottom up. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!

"Wait, I think I might have a new combination! It's bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq!
UrbDic: no

by Humanish October 2, 2020

$25.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary mug, as of 2020.

Rich ass person: I want to buy a $25.00 mug. Where can I find one?
Aaron Peckham: *Throws mugs at the rich ass*

by Humanish September 30, 2020

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

by Humanish October 1, 2020

Moist

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

by Humanish October 1, 2020

humanish

Part gendered human and part other things. A very rare and exotic being, only a few known to exist.

A humanish is a very uncommon species.

by Humanish September 28, 2020