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Definitions by Human Overth

Fart Star 

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.
According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.
Fart Star by Human Overth June 18, 2011

Piss Comet 

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.
The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet
Piss Comet by Human Overth June 18, 2011

smorfing 

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".
The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.
smorfing by Human Overth February 21, 2010

Lesbian Cat 

Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat

Function: Noun

A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
It's a lesbian cat, you can tell.
Lesbian Cat by Human Overth February 21, 2010

big daddy hobo 

A green asswipe who sits alone everynight jerking off to midget porn, while crying.
wow, big daddy hobo is a complete fag.
big daddy hobo by Human Overth October 18, 2008