Turd Furgeson

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

by HumBabe March 06, 2005

Club Med

where Nemer thinks he is everytime he comes into the city

Nemer: I'm hungry yo, order a pizza.
Cap: Umm, you order it, what do you think this is, Club Med?

by HumBabe March 06, 2005

Granite Bones

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands

Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing

by HumBabe March 06, 2005

Mock Pyramid

a pyramid-like structure created to make people of Egyptian/Syrian decent feel more at home.

Hey Nemer, I made you a mock pyramid and spread some sand around so you don't miss your house.

by HumBabe March 06, 2005

I love drunk

the only response necessary when trying to justify drunken actions, most notably those that are the most embarrasing and those you do not remember.

random girl: Frank, why did you whip our your D in the middle of the party?

Myers: I love drunk

by HumBabe March 06, 2005