Hugh Lee Gann's definitions

Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024