Definitions by Hugh Lee Gann

Boozekake

The act of drinking more than two drinks at once. May lead to bukkake.

Spring Break 2019 was a total boozekake.

Boozekake by Hugh Lee Gann April 27, 2026

Bookake

Getting jizzed on by multiple ghosts at once.

*Wakes up the day after Halloween, covered in protoplasm*: “Did I do bookake last night?” 👻. Also…Ghostbusters

Bookake by Hugh Lee Gann April 27, 2026

Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

Instagramp by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

phalangelic 

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

phalangelic by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

phalangelic 

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

phalangelic by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024