Definitions by Hue G Wang
Dirty Morticia
The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).
I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.
Dirty Morticia by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025
Lotioning the Mushroom
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
Lotioning the Mushroom by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
Michigan Mohawk
When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.
"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.
Michigan Mohawk by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025