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Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
Get the Lotioning the Mushroommug. When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.
"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
Get the Michigan Mohawkmug.