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Transmogrify

by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002
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Punk-Ass Bitch

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.
Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005
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fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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skimmie

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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