Howie Feltersnatch's definitions

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.

That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.

That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Transmogrify

The act of transmogrification.

"The caterpillar transmogrified."

by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002