milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2005

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.

What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.

That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004

Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.

Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 02, 2004